Jakie-poo

Very sluuty

Very attractive
Floof hair
Big d i think

“Jakie-poo i love youuu”

by The guy who licks banana peels April 21, 2023

poo die

puday = vagina

who die? poo die

by kwkendi April 25, 2023

Cond-poo

Two in one shampoo and conditioner... Meant to save time, but takes soo long to say!

Cond-poo! Fast, sexy, to the point.
Very human.

"Honey I'm out of Cond-poo! ( :O ) Can you get some more from the store so I can wash my hair in an efficient manner?"

by RoceHatNinjaCat May 1, 2023

Peek-a-Poo/p

During anal intercourse, whilst attempting to bury your member to the hilt, upon encountering the locals, you retreat slightly, making an effort to avoid contact again but may or may not be successful.

Last night, the wife and I were prone boning and I wound up playing Peek-a-Poo/p just before reaching the bottom...

by xXShadowNantoXx May 2, 2023

Poo noodle

When fecal matter gets impacted into the male urethra during anal sex and expelled during ejaculation or urination

I was harboring a poo noodle for 12 hours, I caught ringworm and possibly discharged a 3 inch poo noodle on my stepsis.

by Wick May 13, 2023

boiled gorilla poo

Black pudding.

Boiled gorilla poo tastes like black pudding.

by Debskelly1985 May 14, 2023

Poo face

The face you pull when you have to strain harder than normal to take a shit.

Ruby had poo face trying to push out a stubborn turd.

by Joely F May 15, 2023