The ratio between amount of play (any type of sexual relation) and opportunities to get play fumbled. This number is often uncalculatable and must be positive. Used typically, as an indicator of a man's sexual fitness, although it could circumstantially apply to a woman.
Wow, I missed Sarah's "you up" text, my play-ratio is at an all time low. Why did I have to kill her?
by burlybiker April 24, 2022
Get the play-ratiomug. by The Rizzly Bear July 18, 2023
Get the Play Cardsmug. by #TankOffdatZaa February 6, 2023
Get the Playedmug. by sqd.boii.hours October 15, 2019
Get the Role Playmug. when something is obviously fake or fraudulent. As if it was written as a play for a stage, and then its 'played out'. It's 'acted out'.
Man1: "Man hollywood pedophiles been doing this shit for years, and nobody's talking about it"
Man2: "Yeah man it's played out"
Man1: "What do you mean, cuzz?"
Man2: "I mean they're all in on it, it's a performance, nobody is going to stop it because the people who can stop it are in on it."
Man2: "Yeah man it's played out"
Man1: "What do you mean, cuzz?"
Man2: "I mean they're all in on it, it's a performance, nobody is going to stop it because the people who can stop it are in on it."
by The Gainzer (From PA) September 2, 2020
Get the Played outmug. When someone is on the shitter, and is ripping ass so badly that it sounds like cards being shuffled.
Sounds like my dad is Playing Blackjack on the Toilet again. I guess I'll use the bathroom downstairs.
by Unbeknownst'd've May 16, 2025
Get the Playing Blackjack on the Toiletmug. It is a form of modern electronic foreplay. Where People send sexual memes back in forth that are typically funny but maybe spicy (sexual) in nature and that one cannot normally say to one another while still getting to know one another.
I haven't heard from her in awhile all and out of the blue she started up an intense meme play session. She sent me "This could be us but you're playing"
by james reason December 11, 2023
Get the meme playmug.