person 2

the secondary character in examples

person 1 hi person 2
person 2 hi i want to die

by vanilla8989 November 26, 2021

Sad person

Your average destiny 2 player. They'll have spend over 500 hours in game and will call the game perfect no matter how much the devs mess up.

Friend: "He plays destiny 2 all day every day."
You: "Ah he's a sad person then."

by SamFurry November 27, 2021

Fake person

Someone that transports everyone in a courtroom to a fake middle school reality when they refer to somebody they were fucking while he was alive (before stabbing him to death) as a "boyfriend". Somebody that thinks the word orgasmic is crude language (badass because they said it), but wants anyone that says fuck, shit, ass, or anything else that can be considered cursing or swearing by anybody to be penalized for it.

It's the fake person you gotta watch, not the quiet one.

by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021

That Person

Someone has manipulated you into loving them. No matter what they do to you, you always give them another chance. This most commonly seen in young romantic affairs(often someones first love), but can extend to family and friendships.

"Dude, you can do so much better than her, why do you keep letting her come back into you life after she broke your heart."
"I don't know man, she's just that person."

by MykHunt December 2, 2021

Worthless Person

A person that has negative unprovoked energy towards someone else.

John is such a worthless person because he hates Sam who did nothing to him

by bussinbih December 3, 2021

Personal Funny

The thing that equals instant humor in someone's mind.
Usually, when a meme becomes a personal funny, it becomes nearly immortal in that person's mind.

Person 1: Amogu DDUDUDUUDUDUDUD! HEHEHAHAHAHOHOHEAHEA
Person 2: Why do you think that's so funny?! That meme is so dead!
Person 1: Sorry but it's my personal funny.

by Based Cow December 4, 2021

Person ℵ

The greatest person truly larger than ∞, person ∞ is like a false angel deposing person ℵ, being a false God spreading lies and is the reason that the power hungry editors exist all definitions that say that there is someone larger than person ℵ, is a false prophet

ℵ "Rejoice my child you have made it here, do not fall to the deciet of person ∞, and be glad you have found me Person ℵ"

ℵ "Rejoice my child you have made it here, do not fall to the deciet of person ∞, and be glad you have found me Person ℵ "

by anonymous February 20, 2024