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Play Cards

A phrase to subtly request sex
Me: I’m bored, do you want to play cards
by The Rizzly Bear July 18, 2023
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play-ratio

The ratio between amount of play (any type of sexual relation) and opportunities to get play fumbled. This number is often uncalculatable and must be positive. Used typically, as an indicator of a man's sexual fitness, although it could circumstantially apply to a woman.
Wow, I missed Sarah's "you up" text, my play-ratio is at an all time low. Why did I have to kill her?
by burlybiker April 24, 2022
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Playing the Bass clarinet

To lick your man’s penis, andeat your man’s ass while fingering his penis
She got me off playing the bass clarinet
by Bcmusic July 30, 2025
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An iconic line from a funny korean man in a funny korean show.
Dude from the X side: I've played these games before! I said I played these games before. I knew about the first games because I've already done it!
by SeongGiSangWoo22 February 2, 2025
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Playing Guild Wars

Yo I’ve been playing guild wars for three hours and now I’m all hot and my veins are sunken in. I think I might die.
by Crypt999 August 28, 2022
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by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025
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Just play Minecraft bro

When your shit at every game, most notably (NBA2k, COD, Fortnite or Madden) and you have the harsh reality that you suck so that Minecraft Is your only option
Kyle: My Girl just 30 clipped me in 2k and my homeboy with a 60 overall no badges just fried me in 1v1 mycourt

Matthew: Yeah At this point just play Minecraft bro
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