by L1lthlolz November 14, 2023

by neonyziee December 8, 2019

In it's modern incarnation, the Tuscaloosa Triple Play is nothing more than a good night with a lady, giving it to her in all three holes, hence the "triple play". This speaks to the standard of mediocrity strived for by the current generation; nobody wants to work for anything anymore and do it right. If they can't do something, they merely change the requirements to something more attainable and celebrate that in triumph. It's the "everybody gets a ribbon" generation. For those looking to turn the original Tuscaloosa Triple Play, they'll have their work cut out for them. It's still dipping your wick in three different orifices, giver's choice, but on three different targets: Woman, Man, and Animal. Only the brave save the oral for the animal.
I went to see my friend the other day and his mom stopped by with the cutest little basset hound that was giving me the eyes. When all was said and done I had turned a Tuscaloosa Triple Play
by dmacrae80 February 28, 2013

Dude from the X side: I've played these games before! I said I played these games before. I knew about the first games because I've already done it!
by SeongGiSangWoo22 February 2, 2025

by siktrik January 10, 2022

Whenever I see your mother, I start playing the five fingered flute.
That bish Kemdrick Lamara is overrated as hell, but she looking, every time she preforms I play the five-fingered flute.
That bish Kemdrick Lamara is overrated as hell, but she looking, every time she preforms I play the five-fingered flute.
by RealTalkThemHo September 9, 2016

When a couple is constantly putting their hands on each other, sexually and otherwise, in enclosed public spaces.
Tom: I gave my brother and his girl a ride to the movies yesterday, but they kept playing hands in my backseat.
Dick: Dude, they ever heard of too much PDA?
Dick: Dude, they ever heard of too much PDA?
by JasonD May 4, 2015
