Two Dead Turtles

Something someone will never understand with a couple.

Hey you ever heard of two dead turtles?
No what is it?
I guess you will never know.

by -nuthin June 18, 2025

Dead waffels

when some one feels so full off of sweets that they feel they are going to die..

damn gurl, im dead waffels after this sweet buffet...

by lilly locker December 15, 2010

dead

Someone who is gone, what else did you expect from the definition of dead?

"Bro that guy just got shot in the fucking head."

"Yeah he's super dead."

by Shushungman April 5, 2022

dead booty

Dead booty is used as a replacement of “right”.

Rihanna : “Woah this chocolate is so good”
Ariana : “DEAD BOOTY”

by ☹️🧚‍♀️⛱ February 3, 2022

Dead Meme

Dead memes are basically any meme on facebook or instagram

Dead memes are memes after 2 weeks of existence .it’s dead

by The god of misinformation July 12, 2019

Dead

Dead. To stop living and to escaoe this mortal realm. Or to be fucking killed by gamzee that asshole

Dead. Nepeta is dead.

by DaveStriderTheDuckRider May 29, 2018

Morally dead

When someone is sentient, but their actions and behaviour signal to the opposite, as if they're just a body obeying chemistry. Like doing things only out of instinct, or only doing or focusing on what feels good, often disregarding anything else.

This guy has talked about and done nothing but eating fast-food . He's 25, lives with his parents, and still only does that.
He's a morally dead fatass.

by Local intellectual July 28, 2021