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the milk gamble

When you get up in the morning for a bowl of cereal and there's almost no milk but there might be enough so you take the gamble. This can also happen with tea. If there's only a few drops left, you can take the milk gamble.
"Damn it we're almost empty. C'mon I don't want dry cereal." *poors milk* "Yes! Won the milk gamble again!"
by annnnonnnnymous August 26, 2011
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Milk

Milk
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by Milk Bals January 13, 2022
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Milk

Dillion Harper: Mhmm yea baby Milk my tits
by NigGa BiTch November 18, 2019
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Slapping milk

getting "lit" or "turnt" as the new young hip folks say. this means u are getting excited, high off of marijuana, or drinking dangerous amounts of alcohol.
Dude 1: Yooo how was the party last night?
Dude 2: It was epic bro, we were slapping milk all night!
by FORTYTWOSIXTYNINE August 28, 2018
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Milk phone

When your phone battery gets down to 1% or 2%
Yeah buddy I'll give you a buzz here shortly.

You won't get ahold of me if I don't find a charger... I got that milk phone!
by Maxwell65 June 3, 2019
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Milk

Dad: Alright son, im just going to get milk, im going to be back soon!

Son: Ok Daddy, bye bye!

*7 years later*

Son: he still hasn't came back yet
by Dat was ALL me 😤 June 1, 2020
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Chelsea milk float

1) An unaffordable-to-most electric vehicle comprising of fake leather seats and the uncanny resemblance of an upside-down bathtub with a small TV where that taps should be.

2) A Tesla Model 3
Watch out Jeremy, there's another Chelsea milk float silently trying to mow you down.

Hey Jeeves, those Chelsea milk floats are getting more common in the city than a Prius or stepping in dogshit in the 80s.
by Mad Mikki Bongo June 11, 2022
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