Vancey Pants

"Oh, I'm certainly something of a Vancey pants. I just love him. His drive, his resilience... I've read his book, like, fifteen times, all of his op-eds, even his law articles, and I don't know the first thing about law, let me tell you. I mean, I don't mean to covet another man's wife, but if Usha there kicked the bucket, I'd be first in line to get me some of that. That baby face and that gorgeous Marine Corps body, MMM-MMM. Hubba hubba!"
by Patrick Zaharychuk January 21, 2025
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Pants blast

(n.) When a bloke spits a wad into his pants. He could be stimulated to coming in any number of ways, not all of which are tactile.
He’s hot enough to give me a pants blast by sight.
by Frozen Prevert October 12, 2024
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pants

a article of clothing to cover up yourself so you dont get arrested for being naked.
im going to put a pair of pants on.
by ieatpoopforbreakfast.com November 7, 2019
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Pantelis

A person that is obsessed with redheads and is also pronounced as Auswitchz.
Wx... Enas Pantelis (auswitchz) erxetai...
by RedheadLover123 November 22, 2021
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pants beer

The act of pouring a can or glass of beer down your pants.
I can’t do pants beer anymore, I only have four pairs of pants left!
by pantsbeer21 April 7, 2024
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Autumn Pants

A general term for Thermal Underwear or Long Johns that is worn casually inside any pants as a base layer. It originated from the Chinese upper class dressing conventions in the early 60s, that layering comfortable base layer for both upper and lower body is a sign of high standard lifestyle. The word literally refers to the 'pants' worn in 'autumn', as autumn is when the weather start to turn cold and people start to wear this. Chinese term '秋裤'.
It is freezing cold in Chicago these days, don't forget to wear your autumn pants when you go outside.
by LiteralArtist January 17, 2024
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Pants

The name of an incredibly sexy individual with huge tits, really good at Englishing, and has such an amazing vagina that it pops through her pants
by Bhunglefeet May 8, 2023
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