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trash fart

When you walk into a room (most often the kitchen) and it's disturbingly obvious that someone just opened the trash lid, if only for a second, and let out a gas cloud of nastiness.

Usually this occurs when everybody in your shared apartment thinks it's someone else's job this month to change the kitchen trash bag.
Dude I just walked through the nastiest trash-fart in the kitchen! Who threw something away??

Man I think those girls left your party because I threw away my takeout boxes and the wretched trash-fart almost killed their friend.

If someone doesn't change the trashbag in this bitch soon, we're all gonna die from the trash farts! Whose month is it?
by sumpin_speshal August 15, 2009
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Klan Fart

A moment where a honky who supresses his racism has a verbal slip of tongue in which he makes a racist remark while not realizing he expressed his thoughts.

The word comes from the word Ku Klux Klan and the unpleasantness of a fart.
The South Park episode, where Stans Dad goes on Wheel of Fortune and shouts out nigger is a prime example of a Klan Fart.

The movie Clerks 2 where the meaning of porch monkey was confused in meaning was the funniest Klan Fart example I can think of.
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Laundry Fart

The occurence when wearing clean pants and letting one rip causes the delightful smell of detergent.
G: MMM.... smell that laundry fart?
S: Yep... what kind of bounce sheets do you use again?
by samayle rairn April 6, 2009
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Handy Fart

When you place your hand over your anus for the whole duration of a fart. Then once complete you smell your hand or place it in ones face
I was sitting in calls the other day and pablo discreatly did a handy fart.
by Hamish5487 December 12, 2007
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phantom fart

when you can feel a fart in your stomach but you just cant push it out
Joe: 'man i really need to fart' Tom: 'Push it out then' Joe: 'Nah its a phantom fart :('
by chicken ming wing April 1, 2017
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double fart

A fart that was meant to be farted out once, but some of the odor is trapped in the ass so you need another fart to clear it all out.
I intended to fart after eating the BLT, but it became a double fart.
by igonnafuajyama November 2, 2014
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lonesome fart

a fart that the human race will never know the smell of, for nobody can smell their own fart. We will never have proof what it smells like. Does it smell bad? Does it smell like a garden of roses? Does it smell like cookie dough? The world will never know! Because when someone lets a lonesome fart pass between their buttcheeks nobody is around them to hear it. In other words, a lonesome fart is when you cut the cheese when nobodys around.
After the bean and burrito party had ended and all of the guests had left, Marissa let out a lonesome fart.
by Princess of Beans February 22, 2004
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