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CreamS(h)tick

When an individual shits and reaches into the toilet take the shit out very carefully puts it into the fridge to solidify it. The person puts gasoline into a cup or measuring cup. Then the person ejaculates into the cup of choice and then gets the solidified shit and drills into the middle through the left or right end not all the way through. Then they put the 'cream' or semen into the turn. Put it back into the fridge and enjoy!
Gary loves his CreamS(h)tick!!
by VomitCock May 26, 2017
mugGet the CreamS(h)tickmug.

Cream Team

A group of emotionally insecure men who surround themselves with other emotionally insecure men to listen to Marvins Room all night after getting clapped in video games. The group consisted of Nelly, Livi, Sammy, Jackie
Bruh 1- Bro we got destroyed 97-23 I’m in the feels yo

Bruh 2- Bro don't start being like Cream Team
by BigDawgpj July 28, 2023
mugGet the Cream Teammug.

Douche cream

The gunk that comes out after a girl douches
I ate that douche cream with a spoon after she douched last night
by Jeffythefry June 20, 2016
mugGet the Douche creammug.

cream

when a girl’s vagina is so great that it produces white cream the more turned on she gets/ the more a dick penetrates her. honestly it’s a gift.
Mark: How was sex with Lindsey last night
Ben: Bro her cream was flowing out the whole time

Mark: Holy shit, she’s a creamer? You’re so lucky
by ACOUNTLESSDREAMWRECKED December 9, 2021
mugGet the creammug.

Jersey Cream

Jersey Cream is an alcoholic food sediment made by taking a 50-50 mixture of Baileys and unfiltered water from the Hudson River, passing it through a coffee filter, and collecting the substance too coarse to pass through the filter. It is conventionally served with Taylor Ham and toast.
Can I please have the breakfast special with extra Jersey Cream.
by jrzycrm May 9, 2018
mugGet the Jersey Creammug.

bills cream

any one of greasy hair products of vain twatty types
why does tricky put so much bills cream on his sweed, he's such a snozztozzle
by forenzic September 16, 2004
mugGet the bills creammug.

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