Watering the Bushes

This occurs when you expel your spank juice and go to empty the rain from your meat tube. Your garden hose will be weak after the storm that just took place, and the bushes (your hanging walnuts) will get a nice rain shower. Fun fact: An occasional rain shower helps the bushes grow nice and strong!

Tyraint: Yo brewski, schlong time no see. Wanna hit the club this weekend?

Big Queefy: Sup tyrantula.. I think I gotta take the weekend off. I slammed this 350-lb gorilla last weekend and there was a severe thunderstorm, so my garden hose has been super weak lately. I’ve been watering the bushes the last 5 days, so I gotta take some time to recover.

Tyraint: Damn sounds like you banged Whorambe’s sister? I would’ve loved to experience that, good for you my guy. Hope you and your bushes are doing well, take care.

by Stoney69 June 22, 2022

bush meet

When you’re in prison or jail volunteering on a forest fire and you meet up with your girlfriend in the middle of the forest for sex.

Joe: I arranged a bush meet for tomorrow!

Rick: I’m jealous. I’ll be breathing in smoke and fighting flames.

by sergi0 April 27, 2024

bush tea

The act of tea-bagging a person. Nothings changed aside from the fact it’s Australian

I plugged a c*nt with my right thong and proceeded to give him some Bush Tea

by THE SHNAKEMAN May 24, 2023

cutting the bush

a girl or boy means to shave off pubic hair

shes cutting the bush in the bathroom

by cutting the July 9, 2018

Bush Fire

When two lesbians scissor them selves so fast that the friction creates a fire with their pubes.

Lesbian 1: Oh shit we're going to fast
Lesbian 2: Oh fuck we're going to start a bush fire

by Dark Chocolat November 6, 2020

Bush Diver

A man who embarks on deep woods camping trips with the goal of fishing, drinking, smoking pot and eating mushrooms. Usually this man is rugged and irresistible to women.

Girl #1: “Hey it looks like that bush diver just got back from a camping trip.

Girl #2: Yeah, I’d love to spend the night with him

by Bushdiver#5 January 6, 2021

Bush Explosion

A queef. Also 9/11.

Did you hear her flappy bush explosion?? I smelled it!!

Sir…a second plane just hit the towers.

by Loberson December 11, 2023