Curl one out

To defaecate, usually making a curly shaped faeces.

On a Sunday morning I love to curl one out whilst reading the papers.

by BanusAnimal April 19, 2009

One Sheet Shit

A trip to bathroom require the use of only one wipe; which, although may be a sign of not having enough fiber in one's diet, it is definitely a wonderful thing.

Steve: 'Man, just had a one sheet shit!"
Phil: "So jealous brah."

by airborne8 October 28, 2010

log one out

The act of evacuating ones bowels. To take a dump

I'll be back in 10, i just have to log one out

by Shaun Morrison November 12, 2008

do one's impression

to behave in a certain way you think is typical of someone or something

to do one's impression:
I stood in front of the mirror and did my impression of Elvis Presley.

by susannaius January 7, 2009

polish one off

to relieve sexual tension

when im home alone i like to polish one off

by A'rris December 9, 2008

one thrust Mcgee

A human male, when inserting his erect phallus into the corresponding female orifice, ejaculates after one plunge (thrust).

I heard last night that Jacob was a one thrust mcgee.

by darnasian May 26, 2014

big brass ones

Large set of testicles; used to describe the perceived guiding force behind a particularly courageous or audacious action undertaken, usually, by a man.

"Standing up to that mugger by himself revealed John had a set of big brass ones."

by JKB - Charleston, SC June 15, 2014