Sex Quaver

A piece of cheese that has crumbled from beneath the crease of a bellend during oral sex.

Likened to a quaver in shape and also as it may be crunchy (dependent of age) and taste of cheese.

I haven’t washed this week so if you blow me you might get to eat a sex quaver .

by Nellobruh February 6, 2018

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Museum of Sex

1. Popular New York City tourist attraction whose mission is to "preserve and present the history, evolution and cultural significance of human sexuality. 2. wank bank

"I'm going to stay home tonight and visit the Museum of Sex."

by Museumgoer February 1, 2019

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An ‘intelligent person’ (some may call a nerd) who sabotages his (potential) intelligence in return for the sate/experience of being drunk (usually through drinking countless shots of pure vodka). This type of person regularly exercises, often too much to the point that their muscles spasm , particularly in the form of masturbating (especially to porn) .

Bobby: “What’s Jakub up to? He’s not responding to my messages. “
Lily: “He’s probably wanking, exercising or drinking.”
*Later*
Jakub: “All of ThE aBovE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Emma: “You sound pissed”
Lily: “You’re such a sex gremlin”

Quote(from a sex gremlin): “Drinking isn’t about enjoyment, it’s about getting hammered as quickly as possible”

by Mr. Bob Ross December 20, 2021

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Com-sex

When your USB Connector is inserted into a Computer's USB Port & creates a Program using the Data from the Connector Bus via processing it through the Processor. The data is stored on the Storage Drive which expands overtime as the File size increases. The finishing result is Displayed on the Screen as a fully-programmed App.

Yitaow: Is that another nerdy "computer reference" I'm not getting?
Zahir: Ofcourse not, it's just Com-Sex
Yitaow: Oh, right...

by Yitaow February 11, 2021

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