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bush noobs

1. (in reference to League of Legends) A player who does not have the ability to land skills shots. This inability to land skill shots means that they stay inside of bushes in order to surprise the enemy with their skill shots which they will often times still fail if the enemy has any dodge mechanics at all. Bush noobs are quite good at the bronze level since most bronze players lack the ability or the brain power to recognize an incoming nidalee spear and simply step to the right or left of it. There are even players mostly noob level ashes who see the spear and walk closer to it taking damage and most likely killing themselves.

2. (in reference to coitus) A man or woman who is not used to going down on someone with a fully grown bush and ends up finding it hard to perform cunnilingus because of said unkempt bush. They will often times get hair into their mouths and give up half way through leaving their partner dissatisfied.
1. Dude i can not believe that our ashe walked straight into the nidalees spear every single time i mean how can you not be embarassed after dying to a bush noob so many times. That ashe should just uninstall the game i mean like seriously lol.

2. Oh my god girl he just would not go down on me i mean he went down once and then came back up saying he needed to breath and that i needed to set fire to my jungle i mean like come on there is nothing but freaking bush noobs in this town.
by Rain Weaver September 13, 2017
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Dirty Bush Rapids

Owned by the dirty men. at the gift shop, they sell Mustache hats ;D
Girl: Mom, can we go back to dirty bush rapids in the summer?

Mom: okay!
by Luca, Al and LC. June 18, 2011
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tarred with the same bush

When one catches a dose of the clap from a sexual partner
Hey mate I just slept with your girlfriend and we both have caught the clap, you could say we've been 'tarred with the same BUSH'
by kermit999 June 12, 2010
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bush

1) A plant that houses and protects small animals.
2) One of the most beautiful parts of a woman's body.
3) Two former U.S. Presidents, one of whom kept company with people named Quayle, the other of whom is the son of the first and keeps company with people named Dick.

Isn't it a shame that the first two definitions, which are wonderful things, must share with the latter one? We should start calling the Presidents 'Bursh' instead, to dissociate.
1) The quail hid in the bushes to escape from the fox.
2) He sensually drifted his fingers through her bush before caressing her clitoris.
3) In recent news, Shrub- I mean, Bush Jr. is no longer our President. Now perhaps we can pull out of Iraq.
by Soda1234 March 1, 2009
mugGet the bushmug.

Bush

Me: hey look at that round grass

Mom: kys its a bush fuckface
by ConnorSmith6502 July 8, 2018
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Jen’s Bush

A middle aged lady who lets her muff go. It will turn white and look like a small shrub tree!
I had some dirty dishes with dried food however lucky that I could use Jen’s Bush to clean them!
by SKacsir June 11, 2018
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Bushed

Getting Pranked from within a Bush
"See that dude right there, He got Bushed so hard"
by TheBètaVA March 6, 2017
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