the reason games will never be the same, ever and also the reason c-s: condition zero will be delayed until HL2 comes out
by incubus January 24, 2004
Get the half-life 2mug. Verb and Infinitive To Give a 2 Eyed Monical
Pronunciation: Too ehy'ud mon.ih.cuhl
Definition: Is accomplished when and only when a male places each of his testicles over the eyes of his sexual counterpart.
Derived from the Trojan War Helmet.
Used in situations encouraging demoralizing or demeaning sexual behavior.
Pronunciation: Too ehy'ud mon.ih.cuhl
Definition: Is accomplished when and only when a male places each of his testicles over the eyes of his sexual counterpart.
Derived from the Trojan War Helmet.
Used in situations encouraging demoralizing or demeaning sexual behavior.
Lance Armstrong can no longer give Sheryl Crow a "2 Eyed Monical" due to his testicular cancer and tumors. Poor Sheryl Crow. Hey win some; lose some right?
Alternate:
After ejaculation, I found it necessary to give her the "2 Eyed Monical" because she was such a dead fish in the sack.
Alternate:
After ejaculation, I found it necessary to give her the "2 Eyed Monical" because she was such a dead fish in the sack.
by Steven J Huddy April 4, 2008
Get the 2 Eyed Monicalmug. by bread infection January 2, 2006
Get the The Old 1-2mug. When you are in a production do not sing songs or quote lines that are not yours unless instructed by a director or theatrical supirior.
by zbane1 April 14, 2010
Get the theater ruel # 2mug. by bosoxfan1990 July 7, 2010
Get the Hands at 10 and 2mug. A hat-collecting game that Valve does not give two shits about, and is considered a “Dead game” in the eyes of the normies.
Team Fortress 2 is a first-person shooter that consists of 9 classes that have their own abilities.
Scout - That one kid that dropped out of High School to become a rapper
Soldier - The tryhard that takes advantage of the game mechanics to do groovy moves for the attention of the cheerleaders in high school
Pyro - wait is this even a class?
Demoman - a Scottish drunk man that can’t stop pressing M1 M2 while using is secondary for twelve seconds
Heavy - “Soviet anthem plays”
Engineer - That one kid in Kindergarten that always gets the best toys in the class
Medic - Your anime gf if you give him the attention he needs
Sniper - One word, piss
Spy - the weeb of the team that tries to get them quality trickstabs for insta kills, but fails miserably, and will probably spam some Dragonball or Jojo binds
With the lack of updates that Team Fortress 2 is receiving, Team Fortress 2 is considered a “Dead Game” on many people’s eyes, the most common update that you can get from the game is written in one sentence-
“Updated localization files”
Team Fortress 2 is a first-person shooter that consists of 9 classes that have their own abilities.
Scout - That one kid that dropped out of High School to become a rapper
Soldier - The tryhard that takes advantage of the game mechanics to do groovy moves for the attention of the cheerleaders in high school
Pyro - wait is this even a class?
Demoman - a Scottish drunk man that can’t stop pressing M1 M2 while using is secondary for twelve seconds
Heavy - “Soviet anthem plays”
Engineer - That one kid in Kindergarten that always gets the best toys in the class
Medic - Your anime gf if you give him the attention he needs
Sniper - One word, piss
Spy - the weeb of the team that tries to get them quality trickstabs for insta kills, but fails miserably, and will probably spam some Dragonball or Jojo binds
With the lack of updates that Team Fortress 2 is receiving, Team Fortress 2 is considered a “Dead Game” on many people’s eyes, the most common update that you can get from the game is written in one sentence-
“Updated localization files”
Me: Hey wanna play some Team Fortress 2?
Friend: What the fuck you still play that shit man go to overwatch you brain-dead bitch that game went through it’s age and died can’t you tell holy shit your like those weebs that will spam their anime binds not giving a shit about the game oh my god.
Friend: What the fuck you still play that shit man go to overwatch you brain-dead bitch that game went through it’s age and died can’t you tell holy shit your like those weebs that will spam their anime binds not giving a shit about the game oh my god.
by Piece-A-Piss April 23, 2019
Get the Team Fortress 2mug. Scrub-friendly Namco fighter, similar to Tekken and Virtua Fighter in its control style. A favorite among graphics whores.
I'd like to see someone who thinks Soul Calibur 2 is the best weapon fighter ever try Last Blade 2 or Samurai Shodown 2. He'd probably still think so because he'd be pissed off because a fireball motion is too hard.
by N September 17, 2003
Get the Soul Calibur 2mug.