Reddit boner

When you cum but don’t have an erection.

My ED causes me to have reddit boners when I’m in any sexual situation and it’s pissing me off

by Steely Stan November 9, 2025

meatless boner

Meatless boner: a female vegetarian who likes a big male erection (aka a boner) to ride.

Meatless boner: As the saying goes 'female vegetarians, they don't like the meat but they sure like the bone!'

by benapisbrox February 29, 2012

Super Boner

Oh? No? Not one of yours? I don't think one mine would have say 'If there's no transcendant meaning, then we're animals.' I mean... If your transcendant meaning is to spread your genes into the future then how are you not just an animal? If transcendant meaning (for everyone) = spreading genes then how do you not consider everyone else animals? That's what animals do. Spread genes. Yeah, no, he's a plant. He basic spreads (what is essentially) YOUR THING (Jordan) from the Atheist side of things. He doesn't have a self (apparently). He's a human strawman. Him and Destiny. You're boosting people to live publicly as human strawmen with a picture of my face stapled to the front.

Hym "Yeah, I don't know what a super boner is but I don't like the sound of it."

by Hym Iam March 30, 2024

boner booger

Semen

I had so much boner booger on my hand, I needed a tissue.

by Liz David October 3, 2025

Boner moment

When you get a boner while talking about something completely not sexual with another guy.

Dude, we just had a boner moment. That's really gay.

by BonerMomento December 12, 2017

Boner

Something 11 year old boys get to animated woman in 2021

Dude my little brother watches hentai?
Yea he must have a boner

by Salty sock September 26, 2021

Care Boner

When you care so much you get hard

Damn Stacy, When Molly told us about what happened to Jim. I was so distraught I went home and had sex with my wife. I had one hell of a care boner!!!

by SUZUKIRIPPER119 December 2, 2020