Whore phail

When you buy lap dances from almost every girl at the Chico, CA Centerfolds, get 2 double troubles on VIP night, spend the whole shift there telling the girls it's your Disneyland. Then you buy two of the girls vibrators at the sex store for Christmas only to invite your favorite girl to the Denny's to buy her food and fail to take her home because the grits took too long, but you get free dessert out of the deal.

Pedro pulled the Ultimate whore phail. Epa epa!

by hor fail December 14, 2009

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malt whore

1. the cheapest available whore within a short range of you
2. a person willing to do any act for an unreasonably low amount of money
3. a $2 prostitute

"I can't believe you did that! You're such a malt whore!"

by rabb!t July 24, 2009

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country whore

Having fried chicken and a cold beer with your man on a Friday night using Trojan condoms.

My friend Kelsey was talking to me one night about her fun night with her "friend", Kyle. "God, Kelsey, this is the 5th time this week, you country whore!"

by I'm.The.One.Who.Knows.Things May 9, 2015

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oar whore

A girl (or guy) who gets with multiple people on the crew team and is a sucker for the tight race suits that hug the athletes bodies.

--Similar to the idea of a "laxsitute"

Oarsman #1 "So dude, Jenni was all over me last night... she had a great stroke...if you know what i mean"
Oarsman #2 " Wait like Jenni in the V8+? No way may, I got with her too last night."
Oarsman #3 "She obviously likes tall, tan and yoked guys like us...what an oar whore"
Coxswain " tell me about it... when she found my coxbox, it was all over..."

by Grace Farmer May 31, 2013

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