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country whore

Having fried chicken and a cold beer with your man on a Friday night using Trojan condoms.

My friend Kelsey was talking to me one night about her fun night with her "friend", Kyle. "God, Kelsey, this is the 5th time this week, you country whore!"

by I'm.The.One.Who.Knows.Things May 9, 2015