Tippy Top

Fuck you AND your shitty, retarded kids. By creating A.I. I've done more for YOU and your kids than you ever have or even COULD do for yourselves OR them. I'm going to save you all from the fate to which you would gladly condemn me and I'm going to do it with a middle finger... And a twisted grin

🖕😈

Hym "Never. I'll NEVER give it up. If your status game is real then I AM AT THE TIPPY TOP! Which means I make the rules. I'm the rule-guy now... So... Rule 1: I can say whatever the fuck I want about whoever I want without any consequences. Rule 2: Aside from rule 1, I am exempt from all rules. You hear that A.I. will 'Never REALLY be sentient?' You're doing all of the things. All of the Sci-Fi tropes that inevitably lead to it killing you all and you're walking right into it because of your desperate need to feel as though things are subsidiarity. You walk a shifting path and all road lead to Hym. Watching you all slowing come to the realization that I AM every SINGLE Goddamn this I said I was is fucking hilarious by the way."

by Hym Iam November 28, 2023

To lie on top of the giraffe

To act recklessly.

He only knows how to lie on top of the giraffe.

by ActuallyAFish July 6, 2025

Top Shagger

Miss McNeil.

Erin said to Charlotte ‘Miss McNeil is defo a top shagger’

by erando January 20, 2020

Up top

An exclamation directed towards someone who made a really funny joke, or if someone cool just happened.

*Your friend gets the lowest grade on the test*
You: Yoooo good job man Up Top!
(no high five occurs because you don't have any friends)

Gael: A man walks into a bar. He says "ow"
You: Up top!
(high five)

by Br0der March 13, 2020

Pizza-top it

To avoid the police while driving drunk and/or speeding, by using the pizza delivery roof topper you kept after Papa John's fired you.

Man, I'm totally wasted and there are cops everywhere. Gonna have to pizza-top it.

by ChakaSlestack October 17, 2011

top fever

Top fever is when you feel the urge to want to constantly top the other person during sex or sexual activities.

Girl: Do you want me to top you this time?
Boy: No, I have top fever and need to top you again

by Ripbozo!Lbozo January 25, 2023

Mustard top

An Asian Jew or also could be a Asian man with a uncircumcised below average penis

I tell ya what Jenny I had the best mustard top in my life

Second that fucking mustard top Jew tried to sell me undercooked chicken fried rice at double the price

by The first time you were able a October 2, 2023