facebook dog

A coondog blown up to the Facebook world to be larger then life

Willie being bred to Jlo is like a Facebook dog pair made in heaven!

by Coondawger December 28, 2017

Facebook

place on the internet where old conspiracists who like pictures of cats meet

I went on Facebook the other day and read that the two llamas from "MargaretYorkshire78" died because of their veganism.

by gabale September 13, 2022

Facebook Golf

Played by friending attractive people you have recently met in person. Score determined by number of mutual friends.

Like traditional golf, the lower the score the better. Par depends on gender, age, and location.

"I have zero mutual friends with Rebecca from Saturday night - Facebook Golf hole in one!"

by Lightning Danger W. October 18, 2011

facebook

a website for old dementia riddled people to post unfunny minion memes and ai slop of jesus, horrible looking poor people and obviously fake statues and vehicles "made by hand" and think its real

greg: have you ever been on facebook before?
bob: no im not a fucking 200 year old dying puddle

by pemis nan August 3, 2024

facebook flooder

one who fills the facebook wall with too many posts....or one who floods the facebook wall..

if aamir posts more than 30 posts in a day ..then we can say that...
aamir is a facebook flooder.

by aziz146 November 4, 2012

Facebook

An app filled with racist and homophobic boomers who post daily bible verses or “THEM LIBERALS STOLE THE ELEVTION” basically another word for an idiot

Person 1: IM A GOD LOVING PROUD AMERICAN
PERSON 2: YOUR A DUMBASS, OH AND ALSO SHOWER
Person 3: Don’t worry he is a trump supporter, he will not shower
Person 4: ugh, thats a facebook mom and a trump supporter

by EdelieMoloney69420 October 11, 2022

facebook spitting

only talking crazy with girls or extremely wanted people on facebook.

facebook spitting- never said anything till facebook. they didn't say anything to me for years we saw each other daily at school. now they spit on me on the facebook.com

by frameshift September 30, 2018