Chris

he is known to be the great bodyguard of woman named "Alyssa". The best one if Chris Tomlin. He has "christ" in his time :)

a great guy!

if his name is Chris, he is a great guy who really knows how to speak to the world.

by temple girl April 25, 2025

Chris Cotter

The baddest bitch to ever exist.

Chris Cotter is so tea

by NickiMinajcoochiejuice May 2, 2025

Chris Neville

Person who goes up a lot of money in the first few hands in poker that bets an absurd amount of money to price out his competitors.

Yo gurt your being mad Chris Neville right now.

Gurt: Im gonna bet if I have a good hand

You do not have a good hand gurt

Gurt: :(

by Michael Glen June 9, 2025

CHRIS?

A mass so incomprehensibly large, just the thought of her could cause the Earth to split.

‘Is that Chris?”
“Chris is so big, the ball on a lollipop is the Sun for him”

by Msmcoolman June 9, 2025

National Chris-Rocks Day

National Chris-Rocks Day, when we celebrate all the men named Chris just because they rock!

"Honey, do you know what day it is today? It's National Chris-Rocks Day, we have to call Chris and tell him he rocks!"

by TheDefinierFort December 3, 2022

Chris Brown

To beat a woman.

Alley was drunk and depressed, so he decided to Chris Brown his mother without her even noticing him.

by Whodoievencare December 15, 2022

Chris Novak

Little man with strong loving man parts. He pictures himself as a lone wolf who does his own thing but really all he wants is a strong man to tell him what to do.

Chris Novak just ate my booty and apologized for farting before I finished

by Jammerv December 21, 2022