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cock blocked

1)When a girl's friend gets in the way of you making move on a said girl
2)When a jealous ex gets in the way of you hooking up with thier ex-girlfriend.
3)When some one accidentally gets in the way of you and a hot chick.
4)When a family member gets in the way of you and a hot woman.
5) Something complete asses do because they are jealous or just hate you.
1) man#1.Dude so we where hanging out and stuff and her friend Taylor came up and talked to her the whole time it was a huge cock block.
man#2.Ouch man that sucks.
2)man#1.So we were talking at the party and out of now where Kevin her ex boyfriend from a month ago cock blocked me.
man#2. Ouch man that sucks.
3)man#1. Dude last night i was talking to this hottie and my homie walked up and started talking to me, and i couldn't do anything cause he is my dog and he didn't mean to cock block me.
man#2.Ouch man that sucks.
4)man#1. Dude last night I got cock blocked by my grandmother!
man#2. HAHAHAHAHAHA thats hilarious, your grand mother? hahaha ouch man that, thats hillarious!
5)man#1. Dude last night I was going to get laid and some complete ass walked up and cocked blocked me, If I ever see that ass hole again I'm going to kick his ass.
man#2 Ouch man that sucks.
by It's spelled with two T's! March 14, 2009
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Black Cocking

The act of changing someone's computer wallpaper to a picture of a black cock.
Black Cocking: Adam black-cocked Dan's computer.
by ErikTheRed February 24, 2006
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cock snot

gooey semen. ie snot like consistency substance secreted from the cock
You look hot with my cock snot of your face bitch.
by Ross August 29, 2003
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athlete's cock

when a penis is so chapped from wearing a gurdle and from penis exposure to cold air, it becomes extremely dry and skin cracks, it also contains extreme pain and vaseline will help, but add to the pain. DO NOT attempt to jack off or there will be extreme consiquences
dude john got athlete's cock and he tried to jack off, now his dick is raw
by The Health Inspector September 26, 2006
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cock block

one who prevents the cock from being unleashed upon a woman.
I had a hot girl in the room, but Alex would not quit playing WoW and subsequently became a cock block.

Me: "Alex...girl...in...room.."
Alex: "no, one more raid, there's a hot sorceress in here, i think she wants to get into my pixel pants."
by DeerPark1515 November 12, 2008
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Sweet Cock

Used by certain individuals to exclaim moments of happliness, confusion, sadness, excitment, anger, and melancholy. Essentially a word used as a defense mechanism by individuals who claim to be heterosexual.
M: How was your exam!

V: I bombed that biatch!

M: that sucks!

V: SWEET COCK!!!!!!
by hes stuck in the closet October 18, 2006
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Cock Fodder

Cock fodder, meaning someone who is expendable or in simpler terms, a tool used by males for ejaculate depository.
A relatively useful phrase with a simple construction, 'fodder' being a substitution for the word 'food' and 'cock' being the male genitalia, ergo food for cock.
Usually females being the front line of sluts are 'cock fodder' taking as much action as they can in order to be the number one slut, although are rarely the most desirable either through genetics or through environmental factors. They are however, necessary for the survival of mankind.
" Dude, you see that Cock Fodder over there? Shes spent too much time on the frontline."
"Shes my sister...."
by Warduk October 4, 2010
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