reversitis

the state of having an apetite AFTER the onset of a nap; similar to the Itis for African Americans (and noted minorities) except its symptoms occur in reverse

"DAMN Tito, this nap gave me reversitis!"

by ElChicoLoco May 14, 2007

reverse friendzone

when your love interest friendzones you and in an effort to spark him/her interest, you pretend to friendzone him/her too by acting less interested or by talking about other girls/gals while actually still being in love with that person because you're unable to move on

Bob: "i've heard women are turned on by men who show no interested in them"
Chris: "yeah, I've heard about that too and tried to reverse friendzone my love interest Alice after she friendzoned me by pretending i wasn't interested but it didn't work"

by selfcuck January 12, 2021

reverse-contraband

The opposite of contraband (desirable/valuable items which you do not own but wish to possess), this term refers to decidedly UNdesirable/useless items (heaps of trash, bald tires, hideous-looking/sloppy-fitting clothing, etc.) which ARE indeed legally yours, but which you strongly wish to get rid of.

I got busted for "non-possession of reverse-contraband" when I was attempting to dispose of a truckload of moldy mattresses by throwing them into a ravine.

by QuacksO August 21, 2017

reverse sarchasm

When you use sarchasm in a manner that is meant to be complementary, rather than insulting.

Jane: Do these earrings make my ass look fat?

Dick: EEW! my GOD! I never noticed before but your ass IS fat and you're ugly. I can't believe I put my dick in you, and i kinda wish you'd die!

Jane:...

Dick: you did pick up on the reverse sarchasm right?

Jane: ;)

xxoo

by Rev. Dick Serious March 7, 2009

Reverse Pedo

when a Minor lies about their age to go after adults, Usually in VRChat

Friend One: "Hey you remember yesterday in VRChat when we were hanging out with that group in the public instance?"
Friend Two: "Yeah what about them?"
Friend One: "Turns out the one that was hitting on you so much is a Reverse Pedo"
Friend Two: "What?? What do you mean?"
Friend One: "They're not actually 18, they lied about their age"
Friend Two: "Jesus fucking Christ dude, definitely blocking them when I get the chance"

by Winston Hoskins August 6, 2025

reverse boner

when ones penis retracts back into their body due to the event of hearing something unattractive.

man one: dude, I just took a HUGE shit, you gotta see it!!

man two: bro, that just gave me a reverse boner.

by BoxIconer May 2, 2022

Reverse Humpty Dumpty

A Reverse Humpty Dumpty is a man whose head is shaped like that of an egg and who also has very little or no hair on their head BUT they are rocking a rather thick beard.

Have you seen how he looks? He's totally a Reverse Humpty Dumpty!

by XxOwOxX July 25, 2022