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One function sex 

Having sex for the sole purpose of experiencing an orgasm with no extracurricular activities involved.
I hope she doesn't need to cuddle tonight and wants to have one function sex.
One function sex by moondoggie84 October 26, 2016

one eyed champ 

Your cock
Stop fighting your one eyed champ and go to work!
one eyed champ by Jenson Marin November 14, 2016

one eyed cocksucker 

The one eyed Jack in a deck of cards is known also as a one eyed cocksucker
He played his hand of poker and had a pair of one eyed cocksuckers
one eyed cocksucker by donno1980 December 2, 2016

One footed flamingo 

The guy stands on one leg with it crossed over his knee while the girl is bent over the bed or against the wall
Ever since Matt broke his leg, him and Sally have been doing the one footed flamingo.
One footed flamingo by Saddlewhip December 16, 2016

one foot on the bridge 

Meaning that a person is so stressed out they're even considering jumping off a bridge.
For stressed out students or workers (mainly made for college students, especially around finals time).
Not meant to be taken seriously!!! IT IS A JOKE.
"Hey Roxanne, you okay? "
Roxanne: "Nah man, it's finals week. Between this and work, I've already got one foot on the bridge.."
one foot on the bridge by Bb용 January 12, 2017

one lucky swig 

When you successfully ejaculate inside of the females' mouth, and manage to shoot a hot rod of semen pin point on the uvula, causing a gagging reflex. But right before she manages to spit out your unborn children ghosts, she also gasps for air and swallows in all your cum.

Afterward, she is usually phased from giving blowjobs, or having a dick inside her mouth for quite a while.
Dude my girl was giving me head last night, and I came so hard in her mouth, she nearly died threw up; She had one lucky swig.