Just x bro

The common advice formula given to incels to get a gf. Assumes that their inceldom is due to one thing that can be easily fixed rather than several things that are unchangeable.

Incel: I'm ugly as fuck and can't get laid.

Gigachad: Just x bro.
Just take a shower bro.
Just be confident bro.
Just hold frame bro.
Just go to the gym bro.
Just focus on yourself bro.
Just tell her you like her, bro, it worked for me. I'm only 6'5".

by its0verbuddyboyo April 13, 2023

Beans bro beans

A way to insult your friends by making fun of what they stand for, when that exact thing comes up while you both are there.

Sid: *supports ronaldo*
*a CR7 TV ad comes up*
Mackenzie: Hahaha beans bro beans 🫘

by kjalleph August 13, 2023

Bros icing hos

The act of ejaculating onto a girl in a situation when she least expects it.

Mike: Hey Sarah, can you grab the broom for me? It's in the closet
Sarah opens the closet door to find Chad ejaculating onto her face.
BROS ICING HOS!

by thedudester August 2, 2010

Aging Dude Bro

The typical popped collar, puka shell necklace wearing, iroc driving, bleach tipped hair rulers of the jockocracy that was high school in the late 90s/ early 2000s. They thought Enema of the State was the best album ever and Paris Hilton was hot. Now have giant beards, wear skinny jeans, sell insurance and long for the days when they were cool enough to dump pigs blood on Carrie at the prom.

31 year old woman “Do you still think Chris Evans is hot?”

32 year old woman “Yeah, but he’s kinda an Aging Dude Bro.”

by ElegantlyWasted February 21, 2019

ya bro a hoe

worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian AND ur granny tranny combined

joshua: ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian AND ur granny tranny

daniel: ya bro a hoe
**sun turns into red giant**

by ｓｔａｒｇｉｒｌ March 14, 2018

Trust Me Bro

You’re about to get wrecked in a shady Crypto project , nft, coin or token. “Trust me bro” is stated to put the consumer or crypto trader at ease, these words should ring as a warning to flee the investment or do further research.

“Jed McCaleb worked on the project with him, I don’t have any sources or anything to validate my claim, Trust me bro”

by MMX May 29, 2023

Sad Trip Bro

Said sarcastically or mockingly to someone who just finished telling a story about some problem or issue in their life that sucks but you don't really care about.

Goorgen: Dude, my girlfriend just dumped me, I got fired from my job, and now my mom won't let me play World of Warcraft anymore.

Chris: Awwww, Sad Trip Bro.

by Sevalley November 25, 2010