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your mom's face

A combination when the the insults 'your face' and 'your mom' become 'your mom's face'

Obviously your mom's face is ugly, and it is hurtful of this person to bring it up.
Alex: I just saw a really ugly dog
Gary: Yeah, I bet it looked like your face!
Alex: No way man, it looked like your mom!
Gary: YOUR MOM'S FACE!!!
Alex: *runs off crying*
by AliceJones__ July 3, 2010
mugGet the your mom's facemug.

youre mom gay

The most basic roast that spawned in 2018
Guy 1: Youre mom gay
Guy 2: *drops dead*
by CloverAndOut May 10, 2018
mugGet the youre mom gaymug.

Your Mom Jokes

Something people who are retarded, and don't have any comebacks and suck at life, so they respond with "ur mom"
Example of Someone Using a Your Mom Jokes: UR MOM! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
mugGet the Your Mom Jokesmug.

Your Mom Sequence

(v)- The action of stating multiple "your mom" disses within a short time period.
A- Your mom looks like a dog
B- I dogged your mom
B- I did your mom while dogging
B- Stuck my dog in your mom
B- Did your mom on a dog
B- Did your mom's dog
B- Sucked your mom's dog
B- Did your mom's dog while sucking
A- I'm out....*kills himself*
by douche bag February 4, 2005
mugGet the Your Mom Sequencemug.

justin beiber's mom

The stupidest person in the world to give birth
If you think pregnant teens are bad parents, look at justin beiber's mom!
by MicTheLawl June 10, 2014
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Mom I Tried

A derogatory term for a Community College. It infers that since anyone can get into them, Community Colleges are for students too stupid or too lazy to get into a "real" college (a Four Year).
"All my friends are smart and going to real colleges, but I'm an idiot and could only got into a mom I tried."
by Rosehasthorns July 29, 2009
mugGet the Mom I Triedmug.

hot mess mom

A mom who will never drink hot coffee without re-heating it in a microwave. The mom who's husband, children and fellow-moms shake their heads at because they all know. The mom who forgets to sign permission slips/bake for the bake sale/everything. Most likely, your shirt is dirty if you are a hot mess mom.

The Hot Mess Mom most likely has sent her kids to school in regular clothes during spirit week and has probably put left overs in her kids lunch box more than once. Most of all, the Hot Mess Mom is actually rocking it and is doing a better job than she even thinks.
Boss:"Is that banana on your shirt?"
Mom:".....yes."
Boss:"Jesus Christ. You are a Hot Mess Mom."
by thehotmessmom April 4, 2017
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