cold j 

the cold j is a form of big j invented by the vikings in the late 7th century. To perform a cold j the woman (or in some cases men) would hold ice, freezing water or cold iron in their mouth for 30 seconds to an hour. Then Viking ding dong would then be cold j'd until satisfied.

the only thing better than a big j is a cold j on a tuesday night.

cold j by the lost pine of irons October 20, 2009

Noodle J

When your getting head from an unattractive chick at a party but you can't get your dick up in order to sustain the entirety of the blow job.

"I got a noodle j from this fat chick at Steve's party last night."

Noodle J by Stevezilla March 19, 2010

Christian J Smith

The fourth angel in the book of revelation. Forex trading genius. He worked on some of the biggest movies in the world such as Avengers: EndGame.

Oh my God, it's Christian J Smith!

Christian J Smith raised his right hand and scorched them with fire.

Christian J Smith by julissa44 March 24, 2022

Pass The J 

When enjoying a marijuana cigarette with friends, and you're patiently waiting for it to be passed over to you.

Come on Matt, you've already had like 3 hits! Pass the J brother!

Pass The J by FuckTheJuice November 15, 2018

S.A.N.J.S.

Shit Ain't No Joke Son "S.A.N.J.S."

S.A.N.J.S. - when a spectacular bike polo event occurs, you make someone look ridiculous and kick rocks, or your name is Corner Shot.

I stormed by this sucker on my bike playing grass polo and scored a self-header on his sucker goalie and it was S.A.N.J.S. I then proceeded to state S.A.N.J.S because the event was so embarrassing for the two players I just schooled.

S.A.N.J.S. by Corner Shot January 8, 2013

mary j. blige 

A highly successful Singer from Yonkers New York who, along with super producer Sean "Puffy" Combs, originated the style of music known as Hip Hop Soul. She came to fame in the 90's and is often compared to great soul singers such as Billie Holiday, Aretha Franklin and Chaka Khan due to her raw emotive style of singing.

Also known as the Queen of Hip Hop Soul.

When I'm having a rough day, I'll put on some Mary J. Blige and that makes it better. That and a drink.

mary j. blige by Garland January 9, 2008

Tolkien, J.R.R. 

British professor, writer and linguist who devoted half of his life to the creation and intricate development of the most beloved fantasy world of all time: Middle-Earth. Considered a genius by fans and intellectuals the world over, he is responsible for the invention of over 10 languages, multiple races, and an entire history for his timeless tales to take place in. The most famous of his stories are, of course, The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings. He died in 1973.

J.R.R Tolkien was the greatest writer who ever lived.

Tolkien, J.R.R. by goldberry September 7, 2005