Hit or Miss

I guess they never miss, huh?
You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss ya
He gon' find another girl and he won't miss ya
He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa
You play with them balls like it's FIFA
You on every level, you're the leader, ooh
You used to work at Whataburger
Now you pop your pussy for the Warner Brothers
(And that bangs, bro)
Shots fired, you're fired
You're washed up, you're retired
Your kitty looks like a flat tire (Eww!)
I bet that your kitty real tired
Perfect!
Who do you think you are?
You were sucking dick for a foreign car (Brrrrr)
Gotta take that call
They want you at work so, girl, go do your job yaaaa

You: Hit or Miss
Your friend: I guess they never miss huh?

by AllFactsFromMe March 18, 2019

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Hit an ambulance

When you leave a treat, for example chocolates, on an ambulance. Usually on the windscreen or door, for the paramedic to receive when they go back to their ambulance

Today I hit an ambulance with cans of coke and a cake

by Emmac24 November 16, 2020

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hit short people

On October 30th you can legally throw, hit, punch or kick any person who is shorter than you if they deserve it.

Eyo it's hit short people day!
Finally

by Idontlikeallpeople October 30, 2020

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Hit your hit

To hit your hit is to hit the person that your partner is hitting on, especially if they know that your parter is taken already. The best place to hit their hit is their hit’s head.

If you fuck up and I find out the truth, not only will I murder you, I will also hit your hit if i find out that she knew that you had me.

If you cheat it will result in you being buried and I might even hit your hit too.

by bitch with the good hair July 07, 2022

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