I’ll Dab On It Bro

To do something in the future, to check something out later, to take advice.

A: Bro you should curl less if you want more gains.

B: Thx; I’ll dab on it bro.

by Laundry Mat with the Ice August 14, 2020

The Bro Discount™

When a friend/family friend owns or is in a family business and either gives you a discount on something you need, or just gives it to you for free. Whether you owe them a favor in return, or they're just doing it to be nice, you gotta admit that's a pretty cool thing to do for your bro.

Guy 1: "Dude, that's too expensive! We don't have enough for that!"

Guy 2: "Chill, man. I'm buddy-buddy with the cashier, he's definitely gonna hit me with The Bro Discount™."

by Yeethaw_76 June 29, 2019

bro ho skank

Bro ho skanks are the ones that got away.

Guy 1: Man she was such a bro ho skank last night, giving Jeremy a blumpkin

by :);(;):(:):)):): November 25, 2022

Your bro a hoe

The conclusion to the 'Your mum gay' cycle. Use this only if you see no out of a situation.

George: Your mum gay
Jye: Your dad lesbian
George: Your granny tranny
Jye: Your grandpap a trap
George: Your sister a mister
Jye: You've forced my hand
George: do it pussy
Jye: Your Bro a hoe
Universe: ceases to exist and returns to nothingness

by No U x infinity May 13, 2018

Your mom bro

You: man I wish I have a mom
Your friend: at least I have a mom
You: *pun*

Your died… rip your mom bro

by Smortdude6578 June 9, 2021

it's every way bro

Tickling one's butthole while reciting the lyrics to "IT'S EVERY DAY BRO"

It's every way bro:

"YO IT'S TESSA BROOKS, THE COMPETITION SHOOK!"

by SEXYPUTINSCROTUM September 26, 2017

Just x bro

The common advice formula given to incels to get a gf. Assumes that their inceldom is due to one thing that can be easily fixed rather than several things that are unchangeable.

Incel: I'm ugly as fuck and can't get laid.

Gigachad: Just x bro.
Just take a shower bro.
Just be confident bro.
Just hold frame bro.
Just go to the gym bro.
Just focus on yourself bro.
Just tell her you like her, bro, it worked for me. I'm only 6'5".

by its0verbuddyboyo April 13, 2023