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dick fright

When someone is so scared of the penis that they literally runs away in terror at the sight of it.

Also when a girl and boy are going out for a good 6 months and the girl still hasn't touched his manhood, she can be described as having 'dick fright'.
Isaac: hey Kathryn whats long hard and full of semen. *whips out his ding-a-ling*
Kathyrn: *dies*
Isaac: Damn Kathryn didn't realize you had such bad dick fright.
by BigNoseManyHoes June 24, 2016
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Dick sour

The process whereby a woman eventually tires of vaginal intercourse and/or fellatio with her longtime male partner.
Loo Loo done turned dick sour after nearly twenty-five years with the same man.
by Jelly belly June 20, 2016
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Bush Dick

When a soldier has spent 15 weeks out bush without a shower he is considered to have Bush Dick, complete with fungal infection and uncleaned masturbation leftovers.
Jake: johnno went clubbin with a 12 week bush dick and picked up some slut and smashed her, he had enough dick cheese to put Bega (australian cheese manufacturer) out of business.

Jordo: fuck man, bush dick strikes again! What a whore.
by BushDick January 19, 2018
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shriveled dick

Shriveled dick when it's too cold in the pool and the dick hides. Also where the dick is too tiny and shriveled up.
by Babyboo20076 January 5, 2017
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Dick twist

A shocking revelation reminiscent of the ingenious storytelling maneuvers of famed science fiction writer Philip K. Dick.
So he was an android the whole time? What a Dick twist!
by Farp March 17, 2020
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the dick of the cat

Similar to "the bee's knees" or "the cat's meow." Something great or remarkable.
Aw, man, I really enjoyed that movie.
Yeah, bro, it was the dick of the cat.
by notreallystraight August 19, 2013
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dick-fold

A "dick-fold" (n) is a person who wrongly assumes he is superior to others, and thus tends to be unbearably arrogant and self-regarding, treating colleagues, employees, and companions with contempt.

The term is most often used to describe a person in a position of power; an employer.

It derives from the name of the former CEO of Lehamnn Brothers, Dick Fuld, a man famous for his bloated ego, whose hubris led to the collapse of the fourth largest investment bank in the USA, triggering a global recession in 2008.
Example 1:
"Our new boss has installed a private elevator so that he doesn't have to inadvertently bump into us whilst at work. He's such a dick-fold."

Example 2:
"My supervisor said he didn't have time to meet me because he had 'better things to do' - the dick-fold."
by Arshad GGR February 10, 2012
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