The David paradox is a weird phenomenon that causes your straight friends to send you gay porn intros at 3:00am without explanation.
“Hey man I’m sorry about last night I had a random urge to send you gay porn intros it just happens out of nowhere it must be the David paradox happening”
by Br0Trøn November 16, 2025
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He loves Bread and loves the smell of Bread cooking in the oven. He is Really smart . He doesnt even learn good. Hes Really funny and loves pussy. He can get mad but he'll always forgive you. He doesn't believe in god but in Jahwe because he is jewish. He always games on the ps4 with his " friends". He loves racing games .
He loves Bread and loves the smell of Bread cooking in the oven. He is Really smart . He doesnt even learn good. Hes Really funny and loves pussy. He can get mad but he'll always forgive you. He doesn't believe in god but in Jahwe because he is jewish. He always games on the ps4 with his " friends". He loves racing games .
by Florientje 123 January 25, 2018
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by DemureKrosis January 6, 2023
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Get the David Ochoa mug.David grgic is a pseudonym for a guy with big fucking balls, its quite common that the balls get blown up when he tries to use them.
Boy 1: Hey have you heard about the new david grgic?
Boy 2: No, what or who is that?
Boy 1: Its the new guy with big fucking balls.
Boy 2: Oh yeah right! The ones that blew up yesterday!
Boy 1: Yes lol!
Boy 2: No, what or who is that?
Boy 1: Its the new guy with big fucking balls.
Boy 2: Oh yeah right! The ones that blew up yesterday!
Boy 1: Yes lol!
by JakkeThunz February 21, 2018
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David Rubino: te stacco a caposscia na capito io faccio e reaccio a modo mio e non me devi romperca viva duccio
David Rubino: te stacco a caposscia na capito io faccio e reaccio a modo mio e non me devi romperca viva duccio
by Uomobomba July 26, 2022
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by anonymous November 21, 2021
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