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Chris

Basically an fn kid who likes to annoy you to death
chris
by Wrecker lord October 7, 2022
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Chris

Chris is the type of guy who would sacrifice themselves for a loved one, Chris' normally have brown hair and blue piercing eyes, he loves to hang out and play fortnite with his friends, he can be a dick at times but is normally really nice to others around him, he also has a HUGE MONSTER COCK that all the women want, if you find a Chris consider yourself lucky.
who is that he is such a hottie?
i think that is Chris
i want him
i heard he has a HUGE cock
by poggersmon June 8, 2022
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chris

a photography nerd who gets tortured by his friend jordan, always putting up with hearing about his obsession of Vibrating game controllers up his ass
hey, did you hear about the new guy chris?
yeah! he has the weird friend with that obsession over game controllers and anal
by gamecontrollerlover June 28, 2022
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Chris

Chris is an annoying but funny person he needs to shut the fuck up sometimes. :D He gets jelous really easily but like bitch what??
Chris, stop being annoying.
by ThatUrbanDictionaryGirll December 19, 2018
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Chris

Chris is a major dick that will steal all of the alcoholic beverages at parties, get drunk, and then pass the fuck out and not interact with anyone the rest of the night. He is also one to be on a tight leash in a relationship and be completely secluded with her and ignore anyone else.
Person 1: “Where’d all the alcohol go?”
Person 2: “Oh, Chris took and drank all of it.”
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Chris

Chris. A kind but shy guy. His looks are extremely cute, but his smile is the best. He will keep to himself until you earn his trust, taking from minutes to even weeks. The second you become friends, there is no losing him. He will find a space in your heart forever, whether you like it or not. His dorkiness can become addictive, making you eventually fall in love with him. Every time he hugs you or tells one of those corny math jokes, you'll fall in love with him all over again.
"Chris is so cute!"
"Did you hear that joke he made about 7?"

"I think I like Chris.."
by ValerieStar March 30, 2020
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