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Your bro a hoe

If you say this the entire universe as well know it will implode upon itself the moment these words are spoken.
Joe: Your sister a mister
Brian: Your bro a hoe
*Universe collapses*
by Matrix Drive March 28, 2018
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Bro Code #88

Bro Code #88 states that a bro who informs another bro of a wife/gf boob job. That bro must also show a before and after pic of said job
My bro never held up to said bro code #88.
by Mr.Wendigo June 6, 2018
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Room Bruh (bro)

Roomates who get along and have eachothers back in any situation much like a brother (bro)
Follows the bro. code in any and all situations.
Adam -"hey, lemme borrow ur car for a few hours"
Mike - "forsure...but grab me some food on ur way back"
Adam-"no problem, thanks room bruh (bro)"
by bucksleezy November 14, 2009
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Motor bro-ting

The action of motor boating a bro’s balls
Jim: yo bro this girl I was with was super freaky she motor boated my balls
Nick: oh you mean she did you a motor bro-ting, my dude
Jim: what?

Nick: what.
by Motor bro January 27, 2020
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Ur bro a ho

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad a lesbian, ur granny a tranny, AND ur Grandpap a trap
person 1: ur mom gay
person 2: well ur dad a lesbian
person 1: ur granny a tranny
person 2: ur grandpap a trap
person 1: ur bro a ho
person 2: *gets sucked into a black hole to be utterly burnt to a crisp by roasts*
by ThornyMemes April 9, 2018
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Aging Dude Bro

The typical popped collar, puka shell necklace wearing, iroc driving, bleach tipped hair rulers of the jockocracy that was high school in the late 90s/ early 2000s. They thought Enema of the State was the best album ever and Paris Hilton was hot. Now have giant beards, wear skinny jeans, sell insurance and long for the days when they were cool enough to dump pigs blood on Carrie at the prom.
31 year old woman “Do you still think Chris Evans is hot?”

32 year old woman “Yeah, but he’s kinda an Aging Dude Bro.”
by ElegantlyWasted February 21, 2019
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Just x bro

The common advice formula given to incels to get a gf. Assumes that their inceldom is due to one thing that can be easily fixed rather than several things that are unchangeable.
Incel: I'm ugly as fuck and can't get laid.

Gigachad: Just x bro.
Just take a shower bro.
Just be confident bro.
Just hold frame bro.
Just go to the gym bro.
Just focus on yourself bro.
Just tell her you like her, bro, it worked for me. I'm only 6'5".
by its0verbuddyboyo April 13, 2023
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