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shave the brain

Holding your scrotum in you fist so the testicles are squeezed tight making them look like a veiney brain and then proceeding to shave the hair off of them
Dude, I had a date with a smoking chick last night, I had to o make sure to shave the brain before I met up with her because she looked like she gives hummers
by marklarthewelby September 4, 2021
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Brain

A thing dat makes you think
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by Some b0die June 3, 2021
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P brain

Someone who has smoked a viscous amount of methanphetamine creating a slurry of a brain/ someone with severe down syndrome
Toby the retard says what a lovely day
Reply- shut up P brain
by Jamoneywoney June 3, 2021
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Brain churnder

A drug dealer. One who churns brains.
Hinge: We've run out of poppers, lube and cocaine again luv.
Bracket: No problem honey, I'll pop in to see the brain churnder on the way back from the Tool Box Sexpress.
by Smokin'Gee June 4, 2021
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Brain

Mom: Think before you act
Me: Can't, I don't have a brain
by Asian clone #81738862 June 5, 2021
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Vet Brain

A blockage or complete loss of cognitive function when talking with other Vet-Tards, family or in general followed by a daisy chain of fucks and laughter, only to remember what you were trying to say hours, days, even weeks later.

Vet Brain= Vet-Tard

Vet Brain, peer pressuring, other vets to participate in high risk behavior with no regard to the consequences such as breaking and entering into the company office and drinking the chain of commands alcohol.

Vet Brain When you're in a complete clusterfuck and are having a good time, such as being in the field for a week while it rains, Chinese field daying, telling your chain of command "Fuck Off, send me to Iraq or Afghanistan." Being shot or blown up smiling.

Vet Brain the incapacitation of ones cognitive functions resulting from IED blasts, living in the barracks for to long, hanging around with other Vet Tards, getting NJP'd, deploying to Iraq or Afghanistan more than once, being in the infantry for too long.
Vet Brain- Defined as Josh Sheets V 2/8 posing with a rock on hand and arm signal, smiling after being shot by a Taliban Sniper.

Dom talking and forgetting midway what he was talking about.

Being overtly homoerotic
by Josie2/8 June 7, 2021
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Brain Sesh

When a group of boys and 1 girl engage in simultaneous oral sexual acts.
"we've already tried primate sex, why not join me for a brain sesh instead"
by MonkÌ June 8, 2021
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