floating boner

Floating boner is a boner delivered by a beautiful woman via no physical contact only text

'She's so hot it didn't take any hands; a couple texts and I had a floating boner'

by Bassgypsy November 06, 2013

humour boner

when you laugh so hard you get a boner because the joke was so funny

me: do you speak mandarin?
friend 1: no
me: of course you don't its a fruit
friend1 : goddammit i have a humour boner

( 2 d's in goddammit cause of humour boner)

by humor boner maker May 20, 2018

tit boner

Tit boner, simply when a tit becomes hard due to the weather or when a women is sexually aroused

Man did you see holly she had a major tit boner last period

by Munchy4440 January 24, 2018

boner limbo

a derivation of the popular 70's game known as limbo, all participants must first obtain an erection before attempting to go under the bar.

Guy 1: Dude, there are NO chicks at this party!
Guy 2: I know man, wanna play some boner limbo?
Guy 1: Yea. I'll go get the stick!

by billy.183 April 18, 2010

Secondhand Boner

When you feel sexually attracted to someone on behalf of their chemistry with someone else

Jack had a secondhand boner for Olga and kept on telling me to hit on her

by madkat9 August 14, 2019

Casting Boner

A state of non-sexual arousal, focused on the ability of an angler casting a fly-rod.

Watching my buddy maneuver his fly-rod while fishing gave me a Casting Boner.

by sumyungguy69 July 05, 2018

boner blues

This term is used when you can not get a boner due to a situation, that makes your dick sad and soft.

Me and Suzi were trying dirty talk, that was great until she called me skinny penis , that gave me a serious case of the boner blues.

by cussergeniass October 02, 2019