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American Swim

Hey what’s American swim? You mean adult swim? Dumb slut.
by Tamss June 8, 2021
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Smells American

When you buy some kind of food (often candy) you've bought in an american store, and it has a very strong and artificial smell.
"I bought a pack of gum with fruit flavour yesterday, when I opened it, it smelled American. My eyes got watery."

"Hmm.. this candy bar sure smells american"
by Miahne January 1, 2018
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american afterburner

When you're having sex with your parter and you fart mid stoke you use that extra sauce to fuel a full powered thrust
Last night after I eat a bowl of 3 alarm chili, I gave Susie an American afterburner.
by farmer1069 May 15, 2018
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American Football

Fucking boring. Its called football yet they dont use their feet. If you are struggling to sleep just put a game of american football on and youll be sleeping by the end of the first quater.
by Simple fakts April 4, 2021
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american schools

a school but in america
homie:yo
quiet kid: hi
homie:you ugly foo get rid of ya yeeyee ass haircut
quiet kid: bouta become a new american schools

homie: tf that mean?
quiet kid: time for the firing range
by mexicanfoxnigga March 3, 2021
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American Triathlon

An endurance sport similar to the Olympic Triathlon, however, instead of running, biking, and swimming, the disciplines competed in are Stock Car Racing (ie NASCAR,) Hot Dog Eating, and throwing (American) footballs through toilet seats.
I compete in American Triathlon events around the country.
by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025
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Irish-American

Irish-American: Someone who is part Irish and part American or someone who has Irish ancestors but lives in America. Let me just point out that if you have a grandparent from Ireland and go around shouting that your “so proud of your Irish side and Guinness, and leprechauns”... you can fuck OFF. I have a great grandparent from Australia and you don’t see me shouting “IM AUSTRALIAN I HAVE A KOALA IN MY BACK GARDEN” if 1 of your parents are Irish then it’s pretty acceptable so say your Irish-American but just calm it down a bit. At least learn ACTUAL Irish culture and what it’s like here instead of going on a couple or Irish travel websites and suddenly you “know everything about Ireland because... IM IRISH”
“Irish-American”: “My grandmother is Irish so that means I'm one of you lol Ireland is great I love Guinness, and St Pattys Day”
Irish bie: “Do you want me to do your knees in or what?” “We don’t only drink Guinness, we aren’t leprechauns, we DON’T have lucky charms we have fucking cheerios and it’s St Patrick’s day or St Paddy’s day.”
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