When a hand other than your own (stranger) caresses your back in a downward motion, ending with a firm squeeze of the buttocks.
Your at a bar socializing with friends, someone walks by you and instead of starting small talk, they skip that step and just give you slippery potatoes.
by John The Man 122321 February 20, 2009
Get the slippery potatoesmug. Bob: hey my friend look it’s a potato
Bill: well gee bob that is certainly a cool looking potato.
Bob: indeed it is bill
*they worship said potato*
Bill: well gee bob that is certainly a cool looking potato.
Bob: indeed it is bill
*they worship said potato*
by Potato Worshiper August 3, 2020
Get the Potatomug. So, hide the potato (HTP) is a popular game in Florida (especially South Florida) where you get as big a potato possible and shove it up your butt. Some brave souls even try two!
Today, on my agenda, was a trip to Publix, in order to find the best, the biggest, and juiciest potato in order to shove up my rear for absolute pure ecstasy. Ahhhh! Oooh! Soooo fulfilling! Yep, I’m going straight to Hell. It happens. I’ve just got to hide the potato.
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
Get the hide the potatomug. When someone wakes you up by shoving a potato up your ass, removes it, and makes mashed potatoes with it.
Logan woke up to a potato alarm clock on the day of thanksgiving. Those mashed potatoes were the best I ever had!
by Hoeazzbetch November 23, 2021
Get the potato alarm clockmug. 
by linkmaster225 April 18, 2018
Get the evasive potatomug.