Potato King

A amazing friend, I love him so much <3

Potato King looks hot today

by anonymous May 19, 2021

Potato

A vegetable that's relatively good mashed. Random Gacha kids seem to be obsessed with these.

"I ate a potato the other day. Why the fuck am I telling you that?"

by ThatOneChipotleObsessedManiac May 21, 2021

Potatoes

Potatoes are ✨ gawds ✨ they are a m a z i n g! You have to respect them!

I love potatoes

by _-GiGi-_ May 22, 2021

Potato

A absolute fucking moron. Or a fat cunt

You got a 0 on that test what a potato

Jay couldn't fit through the door what a fucking potato

by Ymca 222 May 25, 2021

potatoe

a tall masculine man who can get your pants off by sending the right string of emojis this lad sends potatoes instead of nudes and you'll still masturbate about it

mmm look at the absolute potatoe I'm salivating at the thought of him

by The real datboi May 28, 2021

Potato Cookers

Hippy, High, Drunk, Lesbian, Canadian Campers/Hikers. Cute and not cute(thats how they pair up), the best damn potato cookers in the world.

(While sitting at the campfire...)
Lesbian1: Hey, we got some potatoes. eh!?
Person1: Sweet!! Cookem up.
Lesbian2: Here ya go.
Person1: Wow!! Yer the best damn Potato Cookers in the world.

by Spike August 19, 2003

Potato

A Potato is the most POTATO-EST potato you would ever meet. EVER. Nobody is more POTATO than him. He is your BEST FRIEND and loves fighting people for no reason.

Guy1: Hey, Bro! You're such a Potato!
Guy2: *Emotional Sniff* Thanks, Bro...You're a potato too!
Guy1: POTATOES ARE THE BEST!
Farmer: I make Potatoes...

by Avada_Kedavra201263 August 25, 2024