Cum car

A car where the back windows don’t roll up so pedestrians will jack off into the back seats while the car is stopped. The car is usually a red honda civic or a car with windows lower to the ground for ease of access for public cum slinging individuals.

“I hate driving my cum car. Three guys splooged in my civic while I was ordering five guys.”

by JamalJ May 3, 2024

Cookie Cutter Car

A car that is either a Sedan (4 door car), Truck, or SUV (Sport Utility Vehicle), that look like, or blend in, with other cars on modern roads

Examples of vehicles include, but are not limited to:

Trucks
Ford F-150, Chevy Silverado, GMC Sierra, Dodge RAM, Toyota Tundra, Ford Ranger, Chevy Colorado, Honda Ridgeline, Ford Maverick

SUVs
Ford Escape, Toyota RAV4, Chevy Blazer, Honda CR-V, Hyundai Tuscon, Jeep Avenger, Chevy Trailblazer, Chevy Equinox, Mercedes GLE

Sedans
Toyota Corolla, Nissan Altima, Kia Optima, Tesla Model S, Ford Fusion, Chevy Malibu, Volkswagen Passat, Chrysler 300, Subaru Legacy

Todd: "Hey man, do you ever wonder why so many cars today all look so similar?"
Jim: "Yeah, its because they're all basically 'Cookie Cutter Cars.' Manufacturers trying to cheap out, I reckon"

by Lucario from Discord May 10, 2024

Salty Car Wash

Having a danger wank in a car during a storm at the seaside .

Yah dancer , It's pishing down , time for a drive down to the coast for a salty car wash.

by UrbanSlide May 10, 2024

i'm a prince and i live in a car

a joke in the homestuck fandom. “i’m a prince and i live in a ship” is a lyric from Ugly Story, a song about Eridan Ampora. in 2020, swag eridan (a very popular eridan cosplayer) was outed as being a nazi and abuser, and was last seen living out of his car.

i have no idea how you would use i'm a prince and i live in a car in a sentence but ud is forcing my hand

by manzanaverde May 13, 2024

Mow down with a car

They are confusing you with me because you're actively pretending to be me

Hym "No, I'm pretty sure I'VE said 'Mow down with a car' the protesters but that fact that your fans are confusing you with me just lemds credibility to the claim that you're PRETENDING TO BE ME DESTINY. Where's my wife, DESTINY? I need her lil ass to manage my social media presence!"

by Hym Iam May 19, 2024

car

Felis Catus, commonly referred to as a household cat. The thing that meows !

It's a misspelling.

The car is so eepy ... Please don't wake him up

by Gabe Lily May 22, 2024

Car

Car go purr aahahha

Car is fat, orange, like lasagna.

I like cars

samesies
*insert image of cat*

by vixintoriq May 28, 2024