A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly associated with the name Brian.
by Small energy January 11, 2020
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Get the Simp Baiter mug.a) male who would say anything just to have sex with anyone, male or female, and after they get the sex from that person they will then either
1) stop calling, or
2) proudly get married to the person, either after some time together or right away, or
3) keeps calling back for more sex until he gets sick of that or finds a new orifice to insert himself into like an electrical outlet
b) male who is not in control of his own household
c) a man who would literally say or do anything, he approves of anything and everything, he will believe in anything, he would believe in nothing, he has no standards, he would do anything just to get sex out of a woman or from a man
d) sitting home crying by the phone ass men who wonder "why won't she or he call me I thought we were in love", "we could be so good together", "we would make a great ass couple", "why she don't want me", "I know she wants me"
e) sitting home plotting on another orifice man talmbout "I bet you she gon' let me hit it y'all, watch, look, she goin for it"
f) submissive male who enjoys being used, abused, brought to the edge of death, and dominated
g) male simpleton, a man who literally does not care
h) men who change themselves for sex
i) men who see any person in whom they have any sexual or romantic interest, as their prize
1) stop calling, or
2) proudly get married to the person, either after some time together or right away, or
3) keeps calling back for more sex until he gets sick of that or finds a new orifice to insert himself into like an electrical outlet
b) male who is not in control of his own household
c) a man who would literally say or do anything, he approves of anything and everything, he will believe in anything, he would believe in nothing, he has no standards, he would do anything just to get sex out of a woman or from a man
d) sitting home crying by the phone ass men who wonder "why won't she or he call me I thought we were in love", "we could be so good together", "we would make a great ass couple", "why she don't want me", "I know she wants me"
e) sitting home plotting on another orifice man talmbout "I bet you she gon' let me hit it y'all, watch, look, she goin for it"
f) submissive male who enjoys being used, abused, brought to the edge of death, and dominated
g) male simpleton, a man who literally does not care
h) men who change themselves for sex
i) men who see any person in whom they have any sexual or romantic interest, as their prize
Man: "I'm a strict buddhist. I don't believe in killing anything. I'm a pacifist. I hate guns. I went vegan. I workout every day. I love working out. I just lost that last 10 pounds. I was working real hard on that. Look at my thighs."
Woman: "I love meat. I'm a christian. I believe in Jesus and my 9 millimeter handguns. I think it's perfectly fine to kill someone if that's what the mood called for me to do. I don't workout. I like to watch tv and eat bacon all day long. I'm 100 pounds overweight."
Man: "Wow. I like meat too. I was just telling my friend the other day that I was considering the church. I hate working out. Let's get some bacon, a steak, crab legs for dinner so we can watch netflix, and chill together. And I want extra butter on the popcorn"
Woman: "Sounds great. Meet you at 10pm. Bring the food and your password. Simp." rolls her eyes.
Man: "Yeah, I know I'm a simp. That is kinda fucked up but what can I say I want some pussy real bad. It's been a long time." except he would never actually say that to her at all and it's up to her to see through all of that or else help him end up as an overweight, unhealthy man who doesn't keep up his own standards, a hypocrite.
Woman: "I love meat. I'm a christian. I believe in Jesus and my 9 millimeter handguns. I think it's perfectly fine to kill someone if that's what the mood called for me to do. I don't workout. I like to watch tv and eat bacon all day long. I'm 100 pounds overweight."
Man: "Wow. I like meat too. I was just telling my friend the other day that I was considering the church. I hate working out. Let's get some bacon, a steak, crab legs for dinner so we can watch netflix, and chill together. And I want extra butter on the popcorn"
Woman: "Sounds great. Meet you at 10pm. Bring the food and your password. Simp." rolls her eyes.
Man: "Yeah, I know I'm a simp. That is kinda fucked up but what can I say I want some pussy real bad. It's been a long time." except he would never actually say that to her at all and it's up to her to see through all of that or else help him end up as an overweight, unhealthy man who doesn't keep up his own standards, a hypocrite.
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