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Dorito Cake Face

The Dorito Cake Face is similar to the Amogus face, but done without using a camera filter. To achieve the Dorito Cake Face, you must do the following.

Smile,
Open your mouth while retaining the smile cheeks and eyes,
Move the lower jaw outwards (forward),
Then close the teeth back together.

Finally, to complete the look, you must raise the eyebrows without interfering with the mouth positioning.
Friend 1: Woah! What is that guy doing
Friend 2: He’s doing the Dorito Cake Face!

Friend 1: I’ve never seen anyone with big enough balls to do it in public!
by CCTheDog August 15, 2021
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Boston Creme Cake

When you ejaculate into someone's shit-stained ass after they had recently shit
Jessica: I heard John gave Kaity a Boston Creme Cake last night.
Tammy: OMG thats so nasty!
by RockyTalky August 17, 2021
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nothing bundt cakes

A store with delicious cakes and attractive work staff who are extremely underpaid. Once you start there you sell your soul to the devil. The guests often don't know what they sell ... literally read the store name 😂😂😂
Let's go get cakes at Nothing Bundt Cakes for high prices! (they do taste good tho)
by mylongshlong November 25, 2021
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Fat and Meat cake

layers of steak meat, scrumptiously lined with butter, mustard and olive oil, acting as a delectable icing, covered then in lard, then baked, serves 4

- 12Lbs Beef Tenderloin
-4oz Olive oil
- 1 Tub Margarine
- 1/2 Butter (Room Temperature)
-3 Tablespoon dijon mustard

1. Slice meat into 1 inch steaks

2. Combine moist ingredients

3. Preheat oven to 420

4.Layers steaks with the moist ingredients between each steaky cakey yummy gummy layer

5.Cook that hoe

6. Diatbetes, calling your doctor and checking your blood pressure
Karen: "Honey? , Is the Fat and Meat cake ready?"
Stan: "Yes Honey, should the Fat and Meat cake be rare or well done"
Karen: "Either is fine, this is the most complex double suicide i could think of"
by scarfomfmfmfmf November 25, 2021
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7 digit cake

nigga if i make it big ima be bringin home that 7 digit cake u feel me?

yo i picked up that 7 digit cake after 3 minutes on that hoe
by Griff July 1, 2004
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Spanish Birthday Cake

When one gives themselves oral, while taking a shit in their grandmother's mouth, with a clown watching.
Person 1- Hey dude what did you do yesterday?

Person 2- I made a Spanish Birthday Cake! It was so awesome, the clown loved it
by birthdaycakeguy August 24, 2011
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Polish pound cake

(n.) the sexual act of having a group of people poop in a large bag, and then having said group of people fuck said poop bag.
I got some friends together with my girlfriend, and we made a massive Polish pound cake. That's why Stanley Steamer's at the house today.
by Gymnosperm August 7, 2010
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