Top Minus

A guy who says he is a top. After a few minutes of fooling around, he asks you to breed him.

This top minus was so annoying last night, I asked him like three times if he would top before coming over.

by PigRugger August 9, 2022

Top

A blow job from a woman

Her top was hella nice

by _01_ August 9, 2021

Brain and top

Head

Have you ever given brain and top?

by Whimperaudz July 15, 2023

Top Deck

To jack-off (masturbate) whilst defecating (pooping). Name comes from Cadbury Top Deck chocolate, white chocolate top with milk (brown) chocolate bottom.

Mario explained with a smile he took so long in the bathroom as he was giving himself a Top Deck.

by Pazzy August 18, 2025

Up top

An exclamation directed towards someone who made a really funny joke, or if someone cool just happened.

*Your friend gets the lowest grade on the test*
You: Yoooo good job man Up Top!
(no high five occurs because you don't have any friends)

Gael: A man walks into a bar. He says "ow"
You: Up top!
(high five)

by Br0der March 13, 2020

Top-Hatch Nigger

The worst type of black person known to man.

Look how low that man’s pants are sagging. Fuckin’ top-hatch nigger.

by slayer28829393 June 14, 2023

Top

The not gay one in a relationship involving two men.

"So which one of you is the top? You know the straight one?"

by GORDONSVILLE June 7, 2024