National suck Brians dick day

This wonderful holiday falls on June the 28th

Get on your knees for him

National suck brians dick day

by Reallandy June 27, 2019

Suck your bf dick day

Suck your bf day is a celebration when we thank our boyfriends for being there for them by pleasuring them by sucking their dick

Adam: you know what day it is SUCK YOUR BF DICK DAY :)
Emily: I’ll get ready ;)

by Annoynoumas May 28, 2018

suck a fart out of a dead seagull

When someone tries to get smart to u.

Yeah yeah, go and suck a fart out of a dead seagull

by chris.k May 17, 2006

roman sucks dick at cup pong

this is the sum of this random kid named romans life. he cannot beat emma at gamepigeon cup pong for shit. maybe hes stoned, maybe hes buzzed. but even if hes sober, his abilities are limited.

roman: whats does urban dictionary say about “roman sucks dick at cup pong”

emma: im not sure but ill let u know

by emmarain106 October 21, 2018

Sonia sucks at 8 ball

When Sonia is so bad at 8 ball that she cheats but deep down she knows she just sucks at the game so bad that she gets jealous and calls people short because she knows she super fucking short.

Sonia sucks at 8 ball. You know she’s just terrible at the game.

by Miss spelling genius February 26, 2022

DSPC Dustin Sucks Purple Cock

A flaming homo that has been given a codename for his horrible gay ways

"Hey did you see Dustin today?"

"Who?DSPC?"

"DSPC Dustin sucks purple cock"

"DSPC!!!"

by Hardlocke March 26, 2010

why does my life suck

Because you made it that way

Person 1: Why does my life suck
Person2: Because you made it that why you 🅱️ITch

by Cake.CHR May 30, 2019