Ratchet Strap Retarded

The inability to utilize or comprehend the mechanism that is the ratchet strap

Yo B, the bike flew off the truck last night when we were taking it the track because you are ratchet strap retarded.

by Derbygirl669 August 6, 2021

nice beatdown retard

used when a little fucking kid misses their YBA or AUT beatdown, so you use it in a sarcastic way

YBA kid: *misses beatdown*
you: nice beatdown retard

by karazan145 December 18, 2021

Plastered Fucking Retard

A person who has lost enough brain cells to be in the back of B-Hall.

No you plastered fucking retard, b hall is that way.

by djlink771 March 5, 2022

Rough riding rectal retard

Repeated dorkiness in one.

Jeff was being a rough riding rectal retard yesterday

by MYsTeRious7wiErDneSS May 27, 2022

Perpendicular Estranged Retard

pretty self explanatory

(saj made this phrase)

omg zahra you Perpendicular Estranged Retard

by sajkmt June 13, 2022

Shit bastard retard

When the bois suck the sack Soo hard they get pure ball sack nut penis in there mouths. This causes the birds to migrate and the baby's to cry.

Yo we should fucking shit bastard retard

by PossibleHeadass July 11, 2022

Bucket hat retard

The heart of a frat party.

Damn that bucket hat retard is really keeping this party alive.

by xX_bu$$yslayyr69_Xx July 19, 2022