Reverse cumming

When you're so determined to avoid child support that your testicles literally start absorbing the cum out of her fucking vagina through your urethra like a straw

NOOOO!!! I CAN'T AFFORD ANOTHER CHILD! Reverse cumming powers, activate!

by TestTickles69 January 11, 2024

Reverse cumming

When the sheer determination of avoiding child support makes your testicles absorb the cum back out of her fucking vagina through your urethra like a straw

NOOOO!!! THIS IS MY FIFTH CHILD! Reverse cumming powers, ACTIVATE!

by TestTickles69 January 11, 2024

Reverse mortgage

A reverse mortgage is when you are sick and have diarrhea. When you rush to the bathroom and sit on the toilet it's just a fart.

Oh my God!! I thought I had to shit my pants, but it was just a reverse mortgage.

by Bbonemoney January 12, 2024

Reverse Mugging

Reverse Mugging

Past tense: Reverse Mugged
Verb: Giving somebody your money by force against their will.

This guy kept doing jobs for me free of charge, I was sick of his altruism making me feel bad so I reverse mugged him by threateningly demanding he take my money. It was a reverse mugging

by Mr Gerg January 19, 2024

Reverse Muppet

To reverse muppet is to stick the length of your arm down the throat of who you are reverse muppeting. Then to control them as you would a muppet.

Friend 1-“If you don’t stop doing that I will reverse muppet you”
Friend 2- “Fine I’ll stop talking.”

by SkeletonSlayer16 January 22, 2024

Reverse Rizz Technique

Rizzing someone up with an insult and then a compliment to make them like you more than if you just gave a compliment

Jerry: "Yo Tom, What's Reverse Rizz Technique?"
Tom: Watch This, "Hey girl you lowkey look like your got rbf"
Girl 1: "What?"
Tom: "Nah I'm just playing, I like your fit though."
Girl 1: "Thanks! You're kinda cute what's your insta?"
Jerry: (In Disbelief)

by Sealed Dev January 31, 2024

Reverse McCoin

The opposite of crumbling under pressure. Thriving in the heat of the kitchen.

Did you just see that Reverse McCoin?! That was off the charts.

by Not the real McCoin February 1, 2024