red rod

The term used describe your penis which hurts from a "beating of the meat " session.

Linda: "What's wrong Jim? You got blue balls ?"
Jim: "No Linda, I have a red rod and it's really buttering my biscuits."

by Captain Anxiety December 29, 2018

red clan

Better then you at fortnite.

Red Clan is beater then you

by fkfj January 11, 2019

RED CLAN

OVER 20,000 WINS! People from places around the world.

RED CLAN is beater then you

by fkfj January 11, 2019

red clan

please i am sorry do not bully me I was joking it is the best clan Ever or i would not write a paragraph

red clan

by hi zocks is dododo at the game January 11, 2019

red balls

What happens to a man's testicles after they have been beaten for a constant 30 minutes or more. This can be done with fists, a baseball bat, etc.

John had some red balls after last night!
Matteo was going to get some red balls after Gia was finished with him.
April gave Zack some red balls after what he did.

by orua July 19, 2018

red choice

Making a dumb decision or a decision that you didn't put much thought into too.

Example:

Son: I'll just do the 8 math assignments tomorrow, I'm going to go out with John.
Mom: You need to do your homework, how are you going to do 8 assignments in one day?

Dad: That's a red choice son.

Son: What's a red choice?
Dad: Nevermind, do your work.

by yaboyczk@234459 July 27, 2018

red worm

when you jack it too hard and you're dick goes red.

Billy got a red worm after a 8 hour mastubation session

by Bath Wanker October 7, 2018