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Porn

An evil invention that is degrading to both men and women alike even though people often say its degrading to women. Overtime, it can become an addiction and whether you'd like to admit it or not it does have negative affects on a person's mind even if only subconsciously. It creates unrealistic expectations of sex and ruins relationships and destroys marriages. Sometimes the people in the videos may even have been sex-trafficed which is yet another reason it is bad. If, however you struggle with watching porn don't feel ashamed because we all mess up, you can get help, you're not in this alone!
Man, I wish my wife was as hot as those chicks in porn and could give head as good as them, maybe it's just time to file for divorce and find someone better.
by I_am_me_3 December 31, 2019
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companion porn

Is when you watch the porn your girlfriend likes while having sex and you like how turned on she gets.
Ali: "I love doing companion porn, May gets so wet!"
by Masochist Goddess June 15, 2022
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misfortune porn

oh look, misfortune has nice knockers

yep she suuuure dus

gf: what is that on ur phone?????
me: dw its just misfortune porn lol, shez not reall uno
by upursm8 February 3, 2020
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Porn

The key to life the best moment in ur life fuck you it’s no nut November
Porn: watch me

Human:okay

Body: Noooooo watch George Floyd awareness instead rip
by Fortnite player balls December 20, 2021
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Porn Sexuality

It's when someone has a different sexuality for porn and usually makes someone confused about their sexuality
example: someone who usually dates guys when it comes to relationships, but will usually masturbate to straight porn.
Person 1: Yeah, my porn sexuality makes me really confused.
Person 2: I know your pain.
by Watermelon=Awesome November 13, 2017
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sponsoring porn hub

spurs is absolutely shite, they need money to buy another southamericans or 2.0 sonheungmin
so they can win trophies

hmmmmmmmm i know sponsoring porn hub in front of our kit and like barcelona's unicef at the back of their kit we will also add a rule 34 website in our back of the kit and extra of other porn websites and also renaming our stadium into sex hotspur stadium wait just intercourse hotspur stadium, it's appropiate one, probably

great idea our money cash william flowing, we will not choke manshitster sheiky league and win ufo champions leageeu
and we also definitely having more fans!!!1

yes that was my idea, the boardzz will like it i hope i dont get sacked of course

years goes by

years goes by

no way doggggg we profit 1 billion$ !!!! pure cash no oil from arab

but you're still wondering to our fans right?

dont worry, they know the true of themselve like MU fans

porn addiction rate increases from 10% to 90% and they admit it

oh that's why janitor keeps complaining about sperms are everywhere in the stadium

not only that since then, everyone become addicted not just not our fans too

and they dont want admit it?

they aren't our fans dumbass and respect privacy...
but that influence was crazy as fuck

and is internet....

INTERNET IS INFESTED OF IT YOU FUCK

oh shit....
moral of the story: don't be that guy, who was sponsoring porn hub aka don't be instant.
by ြြြ April 28, 2023
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porn

what guys love to watch everyday and what girls love to do
Matt: U wanna come over and watch some porn
Josh:YES PLEASE(just dont tell my GF)
by hoeWhoLovesToSuckDickAndPussy December 14, 2019
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