These are any pair of pants that will cause potential mates to not want to have sex with the wearer. A typical example would be a tight pair of jeans that have some sort of weird design on them and are worn by a straight male. However, there is not just one style or brand of pants that are birth control pants, and the exact definition can vary across cultures and time periods.
Katie: “I was attracted to Johnny until I saw him wearing those weird skinny jeans.”
Jenny: “You mean his birth control pants?”
Mark: “I wear my birth control pants out to the bars just to be safe.”
Jenny: “You mean his birth control pants?”
Mark: “I wear my birth control pants out to the bars just to be safe.”
by Bushbrotherbrady June 9, 2021
Get the birth control pantsmug. The act of pouring a beer down one's pants and underpants, usually done when the pourer is too intoxicated to feel the temperature of the beer.
by martdevitto January 24, 2024
Get the Beer Pantsmug. National Pants yourself day is on Nov.8. While around a big crowd pants yourself to show you are confident about your body !!
Did you see hector yesterday during National Pants Yourself Day He must have a big cock if he’s so confident
by New National Days November 7, 2019
Get the National Pants Yourself Daymug. by Captain Dugong November 29, 2007
Get the Pantsmug. by KingLonhs November 23, 2021
Get the Pantelismug. "The cook was macking on the female server, and he was caught with his pants down."
"The prosecutor practiced extra hard on her closing statement, because she didn't want to get caught with her pants down."
"The team put in extra time at practice, because they didn't want to get caught with their pants down during the game."
"The prosecutor practiced extra hard on her closing statement, because she didn't want to get caught with her pants down."
"The team put in extra time at practice, because they didn't want to get caught with their pants down during the game."
by Morgan Williams July 6, 2022
Get the caught with his pants downmug. "Susan, get my pants" refers to a quote from a home video of the 1998 Columbus, NE tornado. Now widely memed for it's comical nature and being out-of-place in a tornado video.
Person 1: "Susan, get my pants"
Person 2: "What the fuck why are you filming a fucking tornado without pants"
Person 2: "What the fuck why are you filming a fucking tornado without pants"
by DeinocheirusGaming August 30, 2024
Get the Susan, get my pantsmug.