who tf asked u

the end all be all of comebacks in the 21st century

friend 1: blah blah blah squirrel blah blah...
friend 2: who tf asked u

by ur mom lmaooo March 25, 2021

nen u

"Nen u" is the german knock off of "no u". German for "No you" is "Nein Du" if, translated from english. there for a simple, "Leet" style for german users.

Guy1: Call her fat
Guy2: nen u
Guy1: Wut?

by Haasilton August 25, 2009

no u

THE ULTIMATE INSULT

gamer1: ur mom gay lol

gamer2: no u

by Why do you need an explanation March 4, 2018

i just like gaslightinf u

i am a gay pedophelic man who is also a child molester

owen said, "i just like gaslightinf u"
and to that remark, eva replied with shock, "how dare you! cancelled!"

by ilovevanessa123 May 17, 2022

u smooth

Mines if you shave, down there, or not

You just go up to a person and say “U smooth!?”

by Official Sexy Lexi December 4, 2019

no u gay

The end of the human race as we know it. The end of the universe. It can and will destroy everyone and everything. Everybody fucking dies.

Joe: ur mom gay bro
Bob:no u gay
Joe:*gets absolutely fucking annihilated and the universe explodes*

by phantonrider636 March 3, 2021

Feed the U

To do something utterly disgusting but also required. The expression came about when a guy was sharing a small hotel room with his new girlfriend. After passing a stool in the morning, he discovered that the flush didn't work. Rather than face the embarrassment of letting his new flame witness his morning defecation, he dropped to his knees, grabbed the turd and manually fed it through the u-bend.

"I really don't want to do this but I've got to feed the u"

by horndog2017 July 5, 2017