youre mom gay

The most basic roast that spawned in 2018

Guy 1: Youre mom gay
Guy 2: *drops dead*

by CloverAndOut May 10, 2018

Your Mom Jokes

Something people who are retarded, and don't have any comebacks and suck at life, so they respond with "ur mom"

Example of Someone Using a Your Mom Jokes: UR MOM! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

by ur MOM!OOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!! March 4, 2015

Your Mom Sequence

(v)- The action of stating multiple "your mom" disses within a short time period.

A- Your mom looks like a dog
B- I dogged your mom
B- I did your mom while dogging
B- Stuck my dog in your mom
B- Did your mom on a dog
B- Did your mom's dog
B- Sucked your mom's dog
B- Did your mom's dog while sucking
A- I'm out....*kills himself*

by douche bag February 4, 2005

justin beiber's mom

The stupidest person in the world to give birth

If you think pregnant teens are bad parents, look at justin beiber's mom!

by MicTheLawl June 10, 2014

hot mess mom

A mom who will never drink hot coffee without re-heating it in a microwave. The mom who's husband, children and fellow-moms shake their heads at because they all know. The mom who forgets to sign permission slips/bake for the bake sale/everything. Most likely, your shirt is dirty if you are a hot mess mom.

The Hot Mess Mom most likely has sent her kids to school in regular clothes during spirit week and has probably put left overs in her kids lunch box more than once. Most of all, the Hot Mess Mom is actually rocking it and is doing a better job than she even thinks.

Boss:"Is that banana on your shirt?"
Mom:".....yes."
Boss:"Jesus Christ. You are a Hot Mess Mom."

by thehotmessmom April 4, 2017

Mom I Tried

A derogatory term for a Community College. It infers that since anyone can get into them, Community Colleges are for students too stupid or too lazy to get into a "real" college (a Four Year).

"All my friends are smart and going to real colleges, but I'm an idiot and could only got into a mom I tried."

by Rosehasthorns July 29, 2009

Your mom Is fat

It's a derivative of the "Your mom" insult. The function varies slightly from the original insult as it specifies the condition the so-called "mom" is in.

Rob: Your mom Is fat.
8yo kid: *cross*

by anonymous November 12, 2020