The greatest man on earth, can’t be beaten at all, and best of all, he is from the South Side. That’s right, he’s a legend. What can you do but admire his ginormous suitcase, and his little money. He’s a massive gamer what can I say.
by Amogus Impostor A-A-Ron March 09, 2021
A variation of the blowjob. While the participant is going to town, she uses one hand to caress the jewels and the other to throw up rose petals like rice at a wedding.
"So did you buy her flowers?"
"Actually, I gave her a ros-j; took me 2 hours to cut off all the stems"
"Wow, you're so romantic!"
"Actually, I gave her a ros-j; took me 2 hours to cut off all the stems"
"Wow, you're so romantic!"
by paleking69 December 06, 2021
by SomeBanana December 13, 2017
by VIARPE May 24, 2018
Friend 1: J-Dog is so epic.
Friend 2: I know right, if we listed everything it would look like a dark souls item description.
Friend 2: I know right, if we listed everything it would look like a dark souls item description.
by Epikkun December 29, 2019
isabelles friend James who’s ovsessed with Isabelle, also looks like Russell from up. Cutest human ever❤️Get yourself a j-dog
Isabelle: “ hi this is my friend j-dog” James: “hi nice to meet you I’m your guardian angel, pick your favourite balloon colour”
by Isabelle xoxo April 14, 2020
J dog is a name given to the most pimp people with names that start with “J”
If you are ever lucky enough to meet one, you’ll know that they are packin... huge cock and balls... a real punisher. Unfortunately it is just too big which makes girls avoid the parylized life which is guaranteed after sleeping with him.
If you are ever lucky enough to meet one, you’ll know that they are packin... huge cock and balls... a real punisher. Unfortunately it is just too big which makes girls avoid the parylized life which is guaranteed after sleeping with him.
by Lil Lank February 19, 2021